February 03, 2006

Friday's Musings


Pushing back the frontiers of ignorance....................

Today is National Mental Health Day! Do your bit by remembering to send an email to unstable friends.

Well, my bit is done!


Mary's meanderings.....................................

It is said that if the groundhog saw his shadow yesterday, you'll have 6 more weeks of winter... If you saw your own shadow, it means 6 more weeks of the Atkins diet

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft ... Today, it's called golf.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

Only in America do we have a general in charge of the post office and a secretary in charge of defense.


Sara's Section............................................................

February is National Caffeine Addiction Awareness Month [Who me?]

This is Get Paid to Shop Week [by whom?]

February 5 is. . . Weatherman's [Weatherperson's?] Day

February 6 is. . . Lame Duck Day [Poor duck!]

February 6 is. . . Pay A Compliment Day

February 7 is. . . National Fall Awareness Day [Spring is coming]

February 8 is. . . Kite Flying Day

February 8 is. . . Laugh and Get Rich Day

February 9 is. . . National DAV (Develop Alternative Vices) [put me down for that!]

February 11 is. . . Be Electrific Day

February 11 is. . . Satisfied Staying Single Day


Actual Headline.....................................................

YEE HAW! "Good Grits! Southern Boy joins Bacon of the Month Club" -- Pensacola (Fla.) News Journal headline


T-Shirts we have seen lately...........................................

I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're OK Now

I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian

Liberal Arts Major...Will Think For Money


That's about it from your embedded reporter currently residing near Absurdia, the capital city of The Peoples Republic of Absurdistan

Go Steelers!!!


On the other hand.....................

Life's most urgent question is: What are you doing for others?


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