August 15, 2006

Friday's Musings

Pushing back the frontiers of ignorance...............

Lest we forget - John Murtha D-PA, the current Liberal darling, was officially, an "unindicted co-conspirator" in the Abscam investigation just a few years ago.

And it's official, "Little Pinch" Sulzberger of the New York Times is a traitor to this country and an unregistered agent of El Qaeda


More of Mary's Marvelous Mutterings.............................

There are two theories to arguing with women - Neither one works.

Too much of a good thing... can be wonderful

Aspire to inspire before you expire.

They told me I was gullible... and I believed them.

I used to be conceited, but I've overcome that and now I'm perfect!


Super Sarah's Superior Selections......................................

July is Read An Almanac Month

This is Take A Kid Fishing Weekend

This is Be Nice To New Jersey Week [Just for you - Anne]

July 1 is . . . . . Creative Ice Cream Flavor Day

July 1 is . . . . . also Build A Scarecrow Day

July 2 is . . . . . I Forgot Day

July 3 is . . . . . Chimborazo Day [whatever is a Chimborazo?]

July 3 is . . . . . also Air Conditioning Appreciation Day [Oh, YES!]

July 3 is . . . . . also Stay Out Of The Sun Day

July 3 is . . . . . also Compliment Your Mirror Day [It really has a tough job]

July 4 is . . . . . National Country Music Day

July 4 is . . . . . also Tom Sawyer Fence-Painting Day

July 4 is . . . . . also Freedom From Fear of Speaking Day [Yeah, that's going to happen]

July 4 is . . . . . also Independence From Meat Day [Yeah, that's going to happen too!]

June 4 is . . . . . also Old Maid's Day

June 5 is . . . . . Festival Of Popular Delusions Day [Lets all celebrate this]|

July 5 is . . . . . also Apple Computer Day [This one's for poor Harry H.]

July 5 is . . . . . also Workaholics Day [This one is NOT for poor Harry H.]

July 6 is . . . . . National Fried Chicken Day

July 6 is . . . . . also Donut Day [two good ones on one day!]

July 6 is . . . . . also Heart Mania Day

July 6 is . . . . . also Take Your Webmaster to Lunch Day [I'm waiting to hear from you]

July 7 is . . . . . National Trails Day [Happy trails to you!]

July 7 is . . . . . also Father-Daughter Take A Walk Together Day

July 7 is . . . . . also National Strawberry Sundae Day [Lets celebrate!]

July 8 is . . . . . Video Games Day [My grandchildren will be thrilled!]

July 8 is . . . . . Upsy Daisy Day

July 8 is . . . . . also Name Your Poison Day


Deep Thoughts........................

"I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?"

"It sure would be nice if we got a day off for the president's birthday, like they do for the queen's. Of course, then we would have a lot of people voting for a candidate born on July 3 or December 26, just for the long weekends."

"I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween."

"For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese. Then the astronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. That's what happens to cheese when you leave it out."


Pondering Ponderables..........................................

Save Your Breath... You'll need it to blow up your date.

I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.

I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been giving me lately!

"No one ever says 'It's only a game', when their team is winning."


And that's it from your embedded reporter, hunkered down, keeping a low profile near Absurdia, the capital city of The Peoples Republic of Absurdistan. Absurdia is now #2 in the whole country for there inability to graduate high school students and the Mayor of Absurdia is running for the office of governor of Absurdistan!!!!


And on the other hand..........

We don't know who we are until we see what we can do.


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