September 15, 2006

Friday's Musings

Pushing back the frontiers of ignorance............

The same group that brought death and destruction to thousands in New York City, Washington DC, Afghanistan, Lebanon, etc.
Muslims Enraged by Pope's Remarks on Islam (CNSNews.com) - Religious scholars and clerics across the Middle East are raging about Pope Benedict XVI's comments on Islam, which he made during a speech in Germany this week. Some are demanding that the pope apologize to the world's Muslims...


Mary's Marvelous Mutterings..........................

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something Brussels sprouts never do

I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms.

Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who won't get his pants off.


Sarah's Secular Selections.................

September is Metaphysical Awareness Month [But then you sensed that!]

This is National Love Your Files Week

This is also Build A Better Image Week [And you better get started right now!]

September 17 is...Citizenship Day [This must be a joke?]

September 17 is...National Apple Dumpling Day

September 12 is...National Personal Chef Day

September 18 is... National Play-doh Day

September 19 is...National Butterscotch Pudding Day

September 20 is...National Punch Day

September 20 is...Hollywood Magic Day

September 20 is...Wife Appreciation Day [So.....go appreciate someone's wife]

September 21 is...World Gratitude Day and International

September 21 is...Banana Festival Day

September 22 is...Dear Diary Day

September 22 is...Elephant Day

September 22 is...Fish Amnesty Day

September 22 is...Hobbit Day

September 23 is...Checkers Day

September 23 is...Dogs In Politics Day

September 23 is...National Centenarians Day

September 23 is...Marie Callender's Pot Pie Day


Thoughts for the Twenty First Century...........................

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.


Actual Headlines................................................

AND THIS WAS SURPRISING ...WHY? "Explosions Rock Louisiana Bomb Recycling Plant" -- AP headline

WHAT THE HELL? "It's a Dying Shame: 'Newly Revised Guidelines' Issued by the Catholic Church Take the Fun out of Funerals" -- Toronto Sun headline


Life's Unanswered Questions.......................................

Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Does Mr. Rogers really want us to be his neighbor?

How can something be 'new and improved'? If it's new what was it improving on?

How can there be a limited lifetime warranty?


Well, that's about it from the outskirts of the metropolis known as Absurdia, the capital city of The Peoples Republic of Absurdistan where the boy mayor, running for governor is proud that the high school graduation rate is 38%


And on the other hand....The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other choice.


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