October 13, 2006

Friday's Musings

Pushing back the frontiers of ignorance.....................

Campaign Seeks 'Religious Response to Global Warming' (CNSNews.com) - In an effort to mobilize a "religious response to global warming," thousands of congregations are meeting in churches, mosques, and synagogues during the first week of October to screen and discuss films about climate change. But one religious leader called it "a sad day when Americans turn to the movies to learn science for public policy." (At least one had some common sense!)


Mostly Mary's Marvelous Mutterings.......................

Only the lead dog sees the scenery change

I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down

"Most people are so lazy, that they don't even exercise good judgment!"

"Some people work up steam and some only generate a fog."

I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I'm thinking, okay, here's a gal who's capable of making a decision she'll regret in the future


Salty Sarah's Salacious Sayings.................................

October is National Construction Toy Month & National Cookie Month

This is Getting The World To Beat A Path To Your Door Week

October 15 is . . . . National Grouch Day At last - [I'm recognized!]

October 16 is . . . . Dictionary Day [Is there a word for that?

October 16 is . . . . National Boss Day [So be bossy]

October 16 is . . . . National cut Up Your Credit Card Day [Bet you ignore this one!]

October 16 is . . . . World Food Day

October 17 is . . . . Black Poetry Day

October 17 is . . . . Gaudy Day [So practice on your gaudy]

October 18 is . . . . No Beard Day [Found my missing razor]

October 18 is . . . . Sweetest Day

October 18 is . . . . Evaluate Your Life Day (I'm in trouble!]

October 19 is . . . . Reptile Awareness Day [Recognize your last date?]

October 21 is . . . . Babbling Day

October 22 is . . . . National Nut Day [No comment]

October 20 is . . . . National Brandied Fruit Day [Hi Brandy!]

October 20 is . . . . Facility Service Workers Day [Not in my facility!]

October 20 is . . . . Miss American Rose Day


Actual Headlines...............................

THANKS TO PRESIDENT CLINTON, STAFF SGT. FRUER NOW HAS A SON, The Arkansas Plainsman

SINCE, OBVIOUSLY, HE'S NOT GAINFULLY EMPLOYED: "Politician Wins Alimony from Ex-Wife" -- Reuters headline

CLINTON STIFF ON WITHDRAWAL The Bosnia Bugle


Things You Wish You Could Say At Work..................................

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

It'll be ready Thursday - now, which Thursday is another question.

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

What am I? Fly paper for freaks?


Now that I'm 'older'.........................

I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few...

Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...


That's it from your embedded reporter on the outskirts (why don't we say outpants?) of the city called Absurdia, the capital of the Peoples Republic of Absurdistan where 15% of high school freshmen actually graduate and the "man in charge" is running for governor on his "education policy!"


And on the other hand..................

We're afraid of what we don't know because there's so much we don't know. We don't even know how much we don't know.


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