November 24, 2006

Friday's Musings

Pushing back the frontiers of ignorance......................

Nancy Pelosi is going to change her name to Nancy Implosion soon. Her choice for the head of the Intelligence Committee is L. C. Hastings - a former Federal Judge that was impeached and removed from office. That's like putting Teddy Kennedy in charge of the Transportation Safety Committee.


Miss Mary's Mutterings.............................

There are much more important things than money. The trouble is, they all cost money.

Getting older, everything gets worse; except forgetfulness... That gets better

Don't follow in my footsteps, because I run into a lot of walls.

No one should live by the early bird policy without finding out whether he classifies as a bird or a worm

I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark


Salty Sarah's Selections...............................

November is National Peanut Butter Lover's Month [Not Turkey?]

This is Better Conversation Week [Can you be quiet for a minute?]

November 26 is . . . . . Shopping Reminder Day [Do you need a reminder?]

November 26 is . . . . . What Do You Love About America Day

November 27 is . . . . . Pins And Needles Day

November 27 is . . . . . Turkey-Free Thanksgiving Day

November 28 is . . . . . Make Your Own Head Day [I have no idea what this means]

November 28 is . . . . . Buy Nothing Day

November 28 is . . . . . You're Welcomegiving Day

November 29 is . . . . . Square Dance Day

November 29 is . . . . . Electronic Greetings Day

November 30 is . . . . . Computer Security Day

November 30 is . . . . . Stay At Home Because You're Well Day [There's an idea!]


Actual Headlines..............................

THANKSGIVING WEEK SPECIAL: "Man Denies Intent in Turkey's Death" -- Rutland (Vt.) Herald headline

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the battery charge!]

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [weren't they fat enough?!]


Thoughts of an Uncivil Citizen.........................

If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often.

Going to a church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

It isn't the jeans that make your butt look fat.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.


Famous last words.......................................

I've seen this done on TV.

These are the good kind of mushrooms.

I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

What's that priest doing here?

You look just like Charles Manson.


From your embedded reporter skulking near the capital of Absurdia, the regional capital of The Peoples Republic of Absurdistan where we face at least four years of "tax & spend!" You read it here first! The people have spoken...


And on the other hand........................

When you look at yourself from a universal standpoint, something inside always reminds or informs you that there are bigger and better things to worry about...................


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