February 03, 2007

Friday's Musings


Pushing back the frontiers of ignorance.............

Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.


Mary's Mutterings...................

I know a lingerie buyer who gave his wife the slip.

In three words, I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.


Sarah's Sayings..............................

I hope all of you Pennsytukians devoted some time of the day to our state animal - the groundhog. Happy Groundhog Day!

February is... International Twit Award Month,

This is Love May Make the World Go 'Round, But Laughter Keeps Us From Getting Dizzy Week:

February 4 is. . . Create A Vacuum Day

February 4 is. . . Dump Your Significant Jerk Day

February 5 is. . . Weatherman's [Weatherperson's] Day

February 6 is. . . Lame Duck Day

February 6 is. . . Pay A Compliment Day

February 7 is. . . National Fall Awareness Day [But this is WINTER!]

February 8 is. . . Kite Flying Day

February 8 is. . . Laugh and Get Rich Day

February 9 is. . . National DAV (Develop Alternative Vices)


Actual Headlines.............................

I GUESS THIS MEANS SHE LOST: "Woman Hospitalized after Trivial Pursuit Game" -- Chicago Sun-Times headline

"Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges " [you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!]


Short one this week from your embedded reporter - had an argument with a surgeon and he won! "Them's the brakes" here in Absurdia, the capital city of The Peoples Democratic Republic of Maryland.


And on the other hand................

The beginning of anxiety is the end of faith and the beginning of true faith is the end of anxiety


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