February 16, 2007

Pushing back the frontiers of ignorance...................

The definition of: "Political Correctness. " A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous left-stream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

"The most tyrannical of governments are those which make crimes of opinions, for everyone has an inalienable right to his thoughts."


Marvelous Mary's Mutterings............................

Judgment comes from experience and great judgment comes from bad experience.

The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

A word of advice..... NEVER commit a crime with an accomplice that can't run!!

I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

My mother said, "You won't amount to anything because you procrastinate." I said, "Just wait."


Stupendous Sarah's symbolic sayings...............

February is National Bird Feeding Month

This is Nostalgia Week [But I can't remember why]

February 19 is. . . National Chocolate Mint Day

February 20 is. . . Northern Hemisphere Hoodie Hoo Day [I don't know what the southern hemisphere is doing]

February 22 is. . . Be Humble Day [Who? Me?]

February 23 is. . . International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day

February 23 is. . . Curling is Cool Day


Live from New York, it's Jeni.........................

The Dopeler Effect (n): the tendency for stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you at great speeds. -Washington Post.

To see how liberal history is created, you need to tune into the nut-cable stations and watch their coverage of the Scooter
Libby trial. On MSNBC they're covering the trial like it's the Normandy Invasion, starring Elvis Presley, as told by Joseph
Goebbels


Actual Headlines......................

They Ate the Forbidden Grass: "Sheep Moved From Paradise to Wyoming" ---Daily Inter Lake (Kalispell, MT)

'Uh, Sorry About That': "Man Pleads Guilty to Murder, Apologizes" ---Daily Sentinel (Nacogdoches, TX)

News You Can Use: "For Women, Nothing's Like the Smell of Men's Sweat" ---Reuters

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [Taste like chicken!]

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy [That was really giving of himself!]


Did you ever wonder.......................

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?


That's it from your embedded reporter lurking in the outskirts of Absurdia, the presumed capital city of The Peoples Democratic Republic of Absurdistan where the children receive an inadequate education and then run for office.


And on the other hand.....................

If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito in the room.


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