March 16, 2007
Pushing back the frontiers of
Just for you Gorons (Gore +
Moron) The truth is finally hitting the major news outlets.
"Just as Galileo and Einstein transcended the "consensus"
of their day, so too will a growing body of scientific evidence eventually
vindicate non-alarmist views on global warming, predicts environmental scientist
Fred Singer. In a new book he co-authored with Dennis Avery entitled
"Unstoppable Global Warming: Every 1500 Years," Singer writes, "It is sheer
fantasy to suggest that a huge number of scientists with expertise in global
climate change endorse an alarming interpretation of the recent climate
Just in case you doubt the
above..... Everyone knows that there was an Ice Age. What caused the
warming that melted the glaciers. Not many humans & SUV's around "back
in that day."
Change is good. Especially when it's a
change back to the way I liked it in the first place.
Benjamin Franklin could have invented
electricity much easier by rubbing two cats together.
The hell with Folgers. The best part of
waking up is going back to sleep.
If a man who cannot count finds a
four-leaf clover, is he lucky?
If life were fair, the amount of calories
required to chew food would equal the amount within the food being
Stupendous Sarah's Serendipitous
March is International Mirth
This is National Spring Fever
March 18 is . . Supreme Sacrifice
March 18 is . . Awkward Moments Day [It's only awkward
because you forgot Supreme Sacrifice Day]
March 18 is . . National Biodiesel
Day [Don't forget to feed your diesel!]
March 19 is . . Poultry
March 20 is . . Festival Of
Extraterrestrial Abductions Day [And, you know who you
March 20 is . . Great American Meat Out
Day [Eat a hamburger anyhow!]
March 20 is . . National Common
Courtesy Day [But, it is no longer common]
March 21 is . . Memory
Day [Don't forget this one!]
March 22 is . . As Young As You Feel
Day [Feel someone young?]
March 22 is . . National Goof-off
March 23 is . . Near Miss
Day [I saw you on the beltway]
March 23 is . . National Organize
Your Home Office Day
March 23 is . . National Chip and Dip
March 24 is . . National Chocolate
Covered Raisins Day
Newspaper Headlines: Lock Up Your
Daughters!: "Clinton Focuses on Women" ---PoliticalWire.com
Stupid Is as Stupid Does: "Key Lawmakers
Complain of Weak Intelligence" ---Washington Times
Good Thing It Was Phony: "Phony Pipe Bomb
Exploded in Northeast Charlotte"---WSOC-TV Web site (Charlotte, NC)
We Think They'd Be Cooler if They Didn't:
"Germans Are Cool to Call to Impose Autobahn Speed Limit" ---Day (New London,
Things I Have
I've learned that you can keep vomiting
long after you think you're finished.
I've learned that we are responsible for
what we do, unless we are celebrities.
I've learned that regardless of how hot
and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better
be a lot of money to take its place.
I've learned that 99% of the time when
something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.
Live From New York, It's
Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at the
age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the
coffin. They put his left leg in... and then the trouble started.
FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD: 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
FOUND: Dirty White Dog. Looks like a Rat....been out awhile. Better be a
reward for this NASTY little thing.
COWS, CALVES: Never Bred....Also, 1 Gay Bull For Sale.
NORDIC TRACK: $300 - Hardly used, call Chubby.
GEORGIA PEACHES: California grown - 89 cents lb.
That's it from your embedded reporter, hiding out in the fringes of
Absurdia, the capital city of The Peoples Democratic Republic of
But, On The Other Hand........................
Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect. It means you've decided to
see beyond the imperfections.