April 20,2007

Pushing back the frontiers of ignorance ..................

 
Another liberal hypocrite!  Governor Corzine of New Jersey was in an accident in which his driver, a state policeman was driving 91 mph and the Guv didn't have a seat belt on.  That would be about six points if I tried it! 
 
The liberals in California have passed a bill in which you get fined if you don't sign up for their "free healthcare"  It is now a crime to be healthy. 
 
If the liberals in Congress have their way, the average household will pay an additional $2,641 next year.  Tax and spend - that's our Democratic Party living up to it's history
 
And, another goofy liberal idea gone wrong A new study out of Stanford says pollution from ethanol could end up creating a worse health hazard than gasoline, especially for people with asthma and other respiratory diseases.

Marvelous Mary's Melodious Mutterings ..............................
 
My friends tell me that I refuse to grow up, but I know they're just jealous because they don't have pajamas with feet.

 

Did you hear that since Don Imus got fired he will have a new show with co-host Al Sharpton... Yep, it's gonna be called   the Imus and Andy Show
 
There is nothing you can say in answer to a compliment.   I have been complimented myself a great many times, and they always embarrass me -- I always feel that they have not said enough.
 
At the beach a bathing beauty is considered to be a girl worth wading for.
 
It's a good thing the Library Of Congress isn't located in my house, because then there would be no room for the TV, and I'd have nothing to do all day.
Serendipitous Sarah's Searching's ............................
 
April is Tackle Your Clutter Month
 
This is National Sky Awareness Week    [are you paying attention?]

This is also National Egg Salad Week
 
April 15 is Rubber Eraser Day    [Is there any other kind?]

 April 15 is National Stress Awareness Day   
 
 April 16 is Self Day    [Just for me!]
 
 April 16 is National Eggs Benedict Day
 
 April 16 is National Stress Awareness Day
 
 April 17 is National Cheeseball Day
 
 April 17 is Blah, Blah, Blah Day    [Yadda, Yadda, Yadda]
 
 April 18 is International Jugglers Day
 
 April 18 is Eggs, Eggs, Eggs Days
 
 April 19 is Garlic Day  
 
 April 19 is Beyond Rejection Slip Day
 
 April 20 is Look Alike Day    [Look like what]
 
 April 21 is Kindergarten Day   
 

Live from New York, it's Jeni .............................
 
Believe those who are seeking the truth, doubt those who find it
 
Regrets are as personal as fingerprints
 
Politicians are the same all over: They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river

Actual Headlines ......................
 
What Would We Do Without Experts?: "Imus Firing Should Not End U.S. Race Debate: Experts" ---Reuters ++   No Relation to Imus:
"Don Ho Dies" ---Pacific Business News (Honolulu)
 
Breaking News From 1853: "Levi Strauss Off to Profitable Start" ---Associated Press
 
Gravity Strikes Again: "Man Falls When Aspen Chairlift Breaks" ---Associated Press
 
That's What We Call Objective, Dispassionate Reporting: "Clouds Part for Obama's Appearance" ---Associated Press
WHY SHOULD IT BE DIFFERENT FROM EVERYTHING ELSE? "Ignorance of the Good Book Reaches Biblical Proportions" -- Sacramento Bee headline
Did you ever notice ................................
 
The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
 
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
 
When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Actual Song Titles .......................
 
Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of Your Heart?  
 
At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump  
 
Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreen's and I Cried All the Way to Sears  
 
Four on the Floor and a Fifth Under the Seat  
 
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In The Bed  
That's it this week from your embedded reporter in a bunker, on the outskirts of Absurdia, the purported capital city of The Peoples Democratic Republic of Absurdia where we are trying to figure out why "Diversity" means that one side has to give up everything....

But on the other hand .........
 
Courage does not always roar. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "I will try again tomorrow"
Return to the Friday's Musings Home Page