Pushing back the frontiers of
Another liberal hypocrite! Governor
Corzine of New Jersey was in an accident in which his driver, a state
policeman was driving 91 mph and the Guv didn't have a seat belt on. That
would be about six points if I tried it!
The liberals in California have passed a
bill in which you get fined if you don't sign up for their "free
healthcare" It is now a crime to be healthy.
If the liberals in Congress have their
way, the average household will pay an additional $2,641 next year. Tax
and spend - that's our Democratic Party living up to it's history
And, another goofy liberal idea gone
wrong A new study out of Stanford says pollution from ethanol could end up
creating a worse health hazard than gasoline, especially for people with asthma
and other respiratory diseases.
Marvelous Mary's Melodious Mutterings
My friends tell me that I refuse to grow up, but I know they're just
jealous because they don't have pajamas with feet.
Did you hear that since Don Imus got fired he will have a new show
with co-host Al Sharpton... Yep, it's gonna be called the Imus and
There is nothing you can say in answer to a compliment. I have
been complimented myself a great many times, and they always embarrass me -- I
always feel that they have not said enough.
At the beach a bathing beauty is considered to be a girl worth wading
It's a good thing the Library Of Congress isn't located in my house,
because then there would be no room for the TV, and I'd have nothing to do all
Serendipitous Sarah's Searching's
April is Tackle Your Clutter Month
This is National Sky Awareness Week [are you paying
This is also National Egg Salad Week
April 15 is Rubber Eraser Day [Is there any other
April 15 is National Stress Awareness Day
April 16 is Self Day [Just for me!]
April 16 is National Eggs Benedict Day
April 16 is National Stress Awareness Day
April 17 is National Cheeseball Day
April 17 is Blah, Blah, Blah Day [Yadda, Yadda,
April 18 is International Jugglers Day
April 18 is Eggs, Eggs, Eggs Days
April 19 is Garlic Day
April 19 is Beyond Rejection Slip Day
April 20 is Look Alike Day [Look like what]
April 21 is Kindergarten Day
Live from New York, it's Jeni
Believe those who are seeking the truth,
doubt those who find it
Regrets are as personal as
Politicians are the same all over: They
promise to build a bridge even where there is no river
Actual Headlines ......................
What Would We Do Without Experts?: "Imus Firing Should Not End U.S. Race
Debate: Experts" ---Reuters ++ No Relation to Imus:
"Don Ho Dies"
---Pacific Business News (Honolulu)
Breaking News From 1853: "Levi Strauss Off to Profitable Start"
Gravity Strikes Again: "Man Falls When Aspen Chairlift Breaks"
That's What We Call Objective, Dispassionate Reporting: "Clouds Part for
Obama's Appearance" ---Associated Press
WHY SHOULD IT BE DIFFERENT FROM EVERYTHING ELSE? "Ignorance of the
Good Book Reaches Biblical Proportions" -- Sacramento Bee headline
Did you ever notice ................................
The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people
who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Actual Song Titles .......................
Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of Your Heart?
At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump
Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreen's and I Cried All the Way to
Four on the Floor and a Fifth Under the Seat
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In The Bed
That's it this week from your embedded reporter in a bunker, on the
outskirts of Absurdia, the purported capital city of The Peoples Democratic
Republic of Absurdia where we are trying to figure out why "Diversity" means
that one side has to give up everything....
But on the other hand .........
Courage does not always roar. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end
of the day saying, "I will try again tomorrow"