June 15, 2007
Pushing back the frontiers of
Talk about unintended
consequences - In a move drawing criticism from
regulators, environmentalists, and rural Americans, the Environmental Protection
Agency is introducing a new rule that will allow ethanol refineries to emit 150
percent more pollution than they currently do - without any
Tuesday, President Bush,
opening the new memorial , Victims of Communism Memorial said "The 20th century
will be remembered as the deadliest century in human history." And
"According to the best scholarly estimate, communism took the lives of tens of
millions of people in China and the Soviet Union, and millions more in North
Korea, Cambodia, Africa, Afghanistan, Vietnam, Eastern Europe, and other parts
of the globe," And I say " the total death count from
Communism in the 20th century is around 300 million people" and "Do you
still want the Liberals, the Cultural Marxists to run this country?
Kenny G (the musician) was a middle child
with two brothers - Kenny F and Kenny H
Progress might have been all right once,
but it has gone on too long
Regrets? I've had a few, but none bigger
than investing in that Haggis Hut franchise.
Traffic jams are much more tolerable if
you just pretend you're taking part in a really boring parade.
If Ohio is the birthplace of both
aviation and rock and roll, I'd say they owe Buddy Holly an apology
Recent studies have found
that a diet high in soy beans and soy sauce can result in infertility in men.
That explains China's low population?
Serendipitous Sarah's Sayings
National Accordion Awareness
June 17 is . . . . Eat Your Vegetables
Day [Yes, this means YOU]
June 18 is . . . . International Panic
June 19 is . . . . World Sauntering
Day [Saunter away, see if anyone notices]
June 20 is . . . . Ice Cream Soda
Day [What could I add to that!]
June 21 is . . . .Cuckoo Warning
Day [And you know who you are]
June 22 is . . . . National Chocolate
June 23 is . . . . National Pink
Live from NY! It's Jeni
The hatred you're carrying is a live coal
in your heart, far more damaging to yourself than to the one you
If you tell the truth, you don't have to
Mistakes are the portals of
Actual Headlines ...................................
THE CITY JUST ISN'T TRYING HARD ENOUGH: "No Clear Reason for Lack of
Murders" -- Athens (Ga.) Banner-Herald headline
No Blood for Oil!: "Red Cross Offering Gas for Blood" --Associated
Is There Anything They Won't Blame Him For?: "Bush Fire Threatens Icy
Northern Border" ---CBC.ca
But Arraigned in Orange Jumpsuit: "Albany Man Arrested in Tuxedo on Pot
charge" ---Journal News (White Plains, NY)
Most Desperate Man in History: "NBC Exec Says He'll Do Anything to Get
Rosie 'Donnell" ---FoxNews.com
Primarily from the Punster ............
Q: What would happen if Satan lost his hair? A: There would be
Grocery store clerks make you pick paper or plastic because baggers can't
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the
craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak
and heat it too.
Not everybody has a way with a saying
"Do you think I've been sitting here twiddling my arse?"
"At no time do I ever condone you making changes to improve things
"Snakes on a Plane - what's that about?"
"Go jump off a lake."
"He's not the sharpest canister in the ocean."
Signs That Your Life Is About To Change
You ask your doctor for a physical and he replies, "I'm sorry, I don't do
The IRS invites you to a weenie-roast and the invitation begins with "Dear
While surfing the internet, you suddenly get the following dialogue box:
"ICBM launch successful. Confirm strike? (Y/N)".
You hear that your dentist has been arrested for using radio-active
material as tooth-filling.
At the vacant house next door, you notice a U-Haul van and a truck which
looks very similar to the one on the Beverly Hillbillies.
That's it this week from your embedded reporter lurking around
Absurdia, the capital city of The People's Republic of Absurdistan where new and
bigger taxes are becoming known as
"Modernizing Revenue Streams."
But, on the other hand
Power is the ability to do good things for others.
Pictures from my recent trip to