June 27, 2007
Push back the frontiers of
Kermit the frog said it best! "It's not
easy being green" Mayor Michael Bloomberg, Dem. Rep. Ind. Nut. showed up
to praise a gathering of manufacturers of alternative energy cars in a fleet of
I have finally figured out why
President Bush is pushing the amnesty immigration bill - It is a
“diversion” to distract Americans from efforts by the government to enter into a
North American Union with Canada and Mexico. Remember his father's
declaration of a "new world?"
Belly laugh of the week: "Even critics of
[Dan] Rather would have to admit he has always stood, firmly and stubbornly, for
hard news over fluff and for integrity in the newsroom." ---The Washington
Post's TV critic Tom Shales
Mary's Moronic Murmurings
My friend Bill always wanted to live in
an exclusive gated community, he just never thought it would be in Leavenworth,
The final episode of The Sopranos is
over. From now on, people wanting to watch organized crime will just
have to watch our government in action on C-Span
Officials say the cost of keeping Paris
Hilton in jail is 11 times the cost of the average inmate. Taxpayers described
the cost of keeping Paris in jail as totally worth it.
I know it's an inevitable milestone in
the relationship, but it's still sad when they lose that new-girlfriend
In California, there's a 6-month waiting
period for filing for divorce, but only a 15-day waiting period for buying a
handgun. It's nice to know the government is giving us advice on how to work out
People are more violently opposed to fur
than to leather because it`s safer to harass rich women than motorcycle
Sarah's Soperific Sayings
June is National Papaya
Month [Is that because it's Father's Day?]
June 24 is . . . . Museum Comes To Life
June 25 is . . . . Log Cabin
June 26 is . . . . National Chocolate
Pudding Day [I can get behind this one!]
June 27 is . . . . National Columnists
June 28 is . . . . Paul Bunyan
June 29 is . . . . Camera
Day [Can you picture this one?]
June 30 is . . . . Meteor Day
SHORTAGE OF ROAD KILL IN ALABAMA? "Pets: To Cook, or Not" -- Birmingham
"Fortunetellers Did Not See Dead Raccoons, Car Vandalism in Salem's Future"
The First Step Is Admitting You Have a Problem: "Nagin Demands State
Provide Mental Health Services" --Times-Picayune (New Orleans)
Could It Possibly Get Worse?: "Reuters Trustees Say Sale Won't Hurt
Journalism" ---The New York Times
No, It's a Different Kind of Wind: "Will We Have Gas During Hurricanes?"
---WTSP-TV Web site (Tampa, FL)
News You Can Use: "Stressed Out? Blame Your Parents" ---U.S. News &
Live from New York , It's Jeni
"No" is a complete sentence.
In good times and bad, we all need friends who will pray for us, listen to
us and lend a comforting hand and an understanding ear when needed.
There are many wonderful things that will never be done if you do not do
From the Punster .........................
I'm having a hard time getting over my failed prediction on who the father
of Anna Nicole's baby. I just knew it would be some guy from Indiana. After all,
Farmer Jones had heard that the best milk comes from contented cows
Therefore, he'd visit them every morning and tell them jokes. The cows laughed
and laughed and gave excellent milk. But the news got around about the
cows. They became known as the laughing stock of the
Not everyone has a way with a musing
"Keep a stiff upper chin."
"The squeaky wheel gets the spoke."
"I can lead you to horsewater, but I can't make you drink."
"He'd give you the arm off his back."
Laws you should not forget ........................
Remember, while it's illegal to leave the scene of an accident, there's
nothing to stop you from driving away if you run over someone on purpose.
Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you
are talking about.
Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Al's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson 's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they
will stop making it..
That's it for this week from your embedded reporter, deep in the throe's of
trying to survive in Absurdia, the capital of The People's Democratic Republic
But, on the other hand ..................
Make yourself a blessing to someone. Your kind smile or pat on the
back just might pull someone back from the edge.