July 27, 2007

Greetings from the Outer Banks of North Carolina.  Kittyhawk to be more precise.  Home of the first powered flight by Wilber & Orville Wright.  I can see the monument and the Atlantic Ocean from my room!

Pushing back the frontiers of ignorance ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
"I was a lifelong Democrat only because the choices were limited. The Democrats are the party of slavery and were the party that started every war in the 20th century, except the other Bush debacle. The Federal Reserve, permanent federal income taxes, not one but two World Wars, Japanese concentration camps, and not one but two atom bombs dropped on the innocent citizens of Japan---all brought to us via the Democrats." ---Cindy Sheehan, nailing her cohorts
Did you know that Pajama Party Sleepover organizer and dishonest real estate dealer Senator Harry Reid D. NV has four sons and a son-in-law - all federal lobbyists?  Guess who's  bills get to be voted on first?
Marvelous Mary's Meanderings ........
Some minds are like concrete. Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
Most people are unwilling to sell their souls; but I'm not opposed to renting mine out for an hour or two.  
Getting out of bed produces more pops, creaks and groans than an antique schooner made of Rice Crispies.
The concept of the "paperless office" looks really good -- on paper
Cutting hair is an act of barbarism.

Sappy Sarah's Salacious Sayings ......................
July is National Hot Dog Month
This is National Salad Week
July 29 is . . . . . The start of the Garlic Festival in Gilroy, California [You can't miss this one!]

July 29 is . . . . . Cheese Sacrifice Purchase Day

July 30 is . . . . . National Cheesecake Day    [Let's hear it for all of those calendars!]

July 30 is . . . . . Mutt's Day
August 1 is...National Raspberry Cream Pie Day  
August 1 is...Braham Pie Day    [Is that like a Graham Crust]
August 1 is...Hug A Senior Days     [At last! My day!]
August 1 is...Rounds Resounding Day
August 1 is...Friendship Day
August 2 is...National Ice Cream Sandwich Day
August 2 is...National Mustard Day
August 3 is...National Watermelon Day  
August 3 is...Friendship Day
August 4 is...Twins Day Festival     [In Twinsburg, Ohio?]
Actual Headlines .............................
What Would We Do Without Reports?: "Report Says al-Qaida Seeks to Attack U.S." ---Associated Press
If Not, She'll Demand a Refund: "Wife Could Get Death in Murder-for-Hire" ---Associated Press
And We Mean Large!: "Local Obesity Conference Draws Large Crowd" ---Montgomery (AL) Advertiser
'10, 9, 8... Uh, What Comes After 8?': "Shuttle Crew Practice Countdown" ---CNN.com
That Must've Hurt: "Shark Bites Diver in the Fjord" ---Aftenposten (Norway)
News You Can Use: "Humans Walk Upright to Conserve Energy" ---Associated Press    
"Tiny Brain No Problem for French Tax Official" ---Der Spiegel
Well, It Is July: "Snowless French Ski Resort Closing" ---Associated Press [Al Gore thinks this is because of global warming.....
Facts to use when debating .........................................
In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
"Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall.

Some driving tips you should know ..................
Turn signals...purely optional.

The actual speed limit is 20mph faster than the posted limit.

Parking lots; Nature's perfect shortcut.

At STOP signs, you must slow down to 20mph and be prepared to stop if you see a police car.

People crossing the street are assumed to be walking fast enough to be out of your lane by the time you get there.

If you are waiting at a red light, and there is nobody there to see you go through it, did you break the law?

Well, that's about it from my perspective, be it Kill Devil Hill or Absurdistan (Where 3-6% of the students actually graduate from their dumbed down high school)

But, on the other hand ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
When everything seems to be going against you, remember the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.