October 19, 2007
Pushing back the frontiers of
If you have family or friends in the
military, you need to know this!
Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid are pushing
for a bill of condemnation of Turkey for actions they took over 90 years
ago, in a civil conflict against the Armenians..
Why? To upset our most important ally in
the mid-east so that it makes it more difficult for our soldiers to win a
peace in Iraq. (Turkey provides many needed services to our military air
bases, etc.) In other words, the Liberals will trade the lives of our
loved ones to beat back George Bush.
"There is no safety for honest men
except by believing all possible evil of evil men."---Edmund Burke
Marvelous Mary's Meanderings
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
Six percent of all American men are killed by either their
wife or girlfriend - or the wife who caught them with their girlfriend.
It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden
stop at the end.
Words are very important. When you talk to our neighbors,
just say your aunt likes to crochet. Don't call her the happy hooker!"
PEDESTRIAN, n: Someone who thought there were a couple of
gallons left in the tank.
Superfluous Sarah's Sayings ........................
This is National Pickled Pepper Month
This is National Save Your Back Week
October 21 is . . . . Babbling Day [And you know who you are]
October 22 is . . . . National Nut Day [Ditto]
October 20 is . . . . National Brandied Fruit Day
October 22 is . . . . National Color Day
October 23 is . . . . National Mole Day [Take your pet mole to school
October 24 is . . . . National Bologna Day
October 25 is . . . . Punk For A Day Day
October 25 is . . . . Make A Difference Day
October 25 is . . . . Sourest Day
October 26 is . . . . Mule Day
October 26 is . . . . Horseless Carriage Day [I love my horseless
October 26 is . . . . Mother-in-Law Day
October 27 is . . . . Cranky Co-workers Day
Happy Hilda's Hilarious Headlines ..............................
As Long as He Isn't Driving: "Kennedy 'Eating Ice Cream' After Surgery on
Artery"---WBZ-TV Web site (Boston)
Gov. Schwarzenegger, Call Your Office: "Gurley Man Sues City Club for Rough
Toss"---Huntsville (AL) Times
Recipe for Trouble: "Rice Appeals to Turkey for Restraint Against Kurdish
Rebels"---FoxNews.com ++ "Turkey & Wild Rice Skillet Cakes"---Toronto
'None of Your Business What's Under This Robe!': "Judge: No Reason to Tell
Jurors About Cross-Dressing"---Newsday (Long Island, NY)
The World's Shortest Report: "Report Details Progress in Battle Against
Corruption at UN Office"---FoxNews.com
RETURN TO SENDER, ADDRESS UNKNOWN: "Inmate Missing after Escaping via Mail
Slot" -- Lexington (Ky.) Herald-Leader headline
Headlines We'd Like to See: "The Clinton Indictment"---New York Sun
Paul the Punster strikes again .........................
I sure got a lot of strange looks, carrying a dead zebra, a rotting antelope
and a suitcase full of rancid prairie dogs. That's the last time I try to
board an airplane with more than two carrion items.
Actual Published Books ....................
The Great Pantyhose Crafts Book; 1982
Pernicious Pork; or, Astounding Revelations of the Evil Effects of Eating
Swine Flesh; 1903
Thirty-six Reasons for Believing in Everlasting Punishment; 1887
1587. A Year of No Importance; n.p.
Life and Laughter 'midst the Cannibals; 1926
Sensible Observations ..................
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his
sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car."
If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the
aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children."
That's it for this week from your embedded reporter living in the
suburb named Absurbia, just west of Absurdia, the principle city of The
Peoples Democratic Republic of Absurdistan where our children receive a
totally inadequate education and we are proud of it....................
But, on the other hand ...............
Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect; it just means you've
decided to see beyond the imperfections.
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