December 14, 2007
Pushing back the frontiers of
The "Air America" of TV, NBC refused to
air a paid ad honoring our armed servicemen & women. This is the same
outfit that is refunding in excess of $500,000 per advertiser because of
their declining number of users. Since NBC is owned by GE and allowed to
perform like the traitors they are, I would like to suggest that we no
longer buy ANYTHING made by GE! I know neither I nor anyone in my family
Marvelous Mary's Melodic
I know a great way we can all reduce our
carbon footprints: smaller carbon shoes.
Adam to Eve: I'll wear the plants in
Give a person a fish and you feed him
for a day; teach a person to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
The only thing worse than a male
chauvinist pig is a woman that won't do as she is told
Things could be worse. Suppose your
errors were counted and recorded every day like those of a baseball player.
Superficial Sarah's Soporific
December is... Hi Neighbor Month
This is Recipe Greetings For The
Friday was the International Day
of the Very Good Looking, Beautiful People Day and I only got a handful of
congratulations from you!
December 16 is . . . National Chocolate
covered Anything Day
December 17 is . . . Underdog Day
[And you know who you are]
December 17 is . . . National Maple
December 18 is . . . National Roast
Suckling Pig Day
December 19 is . . . One Day [unlike
December 19 is . . . Underdog Day
December 19 is . . . Oatmeal Muffin Day
December 20 is . . . Games Day
December 20 is . . . Forefathers Day
December 21 is . . . Look At The Bright
December 21 is . . . National Flashlight Day [in case you can't find the
December 21 is . . . National Fried
December 21 is . . . Hamburger Day
December 21 is . . . Humbug Day [so,
bah, humbug to you]
December 21 is . . . Phileas Fogg Win A
December 22 is . . . National Date-Nut
Happy Hilda's Hilarious
DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL: "Channel Surfing
Leads to Stabbing" -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer headline
Life Imitates the Onion: "World's Top
Scientists Ponder: What if the Whole Universe Is, Like, One Huge Atom?"
---The Onion ++ "Surfer Dude Stuns Physicists With Theory of Everything"
---Daily Telegraph (London)
Bottom Story of the Day: "Man Clad in
Swim Trunks Rides Bike Through Motel" ---WCCO-TV Web site (Minneapolis)
And He's Polling Just Behind Edwards in
Iowa: "Fidel Castro Fit to Run in 2008, Official Says" ---FoxNews.com
News You Can Use: "Money Counts in
Access to Health Care" ---HealthDay.com
"Irish Organization Names Hillary
Clinton 'Person of the Year"' ---Star-Gazette (Elmira, NY) ++ "Democrats
Plan More Money for Organizations"
License Plates seen around the
Woodbine Beltway ...........................................
ML8ML8 On a white VW rabbit (I'm late
UPPA US on a Cadillac in Minnesota.
It's a proctologist's plate.
DV8S (deviates), Montgomery County
69NE1 On a red sports car in New York.
ICNCYDU I see inside you, a
CYIMBRK See Why I'm broke, found on
a cherry 95 ford 3/4 ton truck.
You know you are too stressed if ............................
Your heart beats in 7/8 time.
You and reality file for divorce.
You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you've
said it before.
It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
That's it from your embedded reporter lurking in the outskirts of
Absurdia, the principal city of Absurdia in The Peoples Democratic Republic
of Absurdistan, just up the road from DC (District of Crazies).....
But, on the other hand .....................
May your troubles be less, your blessings more and may
nothing but happiness come through your door.