December 14, 2007

Pushing back the frontiers of ignorance ...................

 
The "Air America" of TV, NBC refused to air a paid ad honoring our armed servicemen & women.  This is the same outfit that is refunding in excess of $500,000 per advertiser because of their declining number of users.   Since NBC is owned by GE and allowed to perform like the traitors they are, I would like to suggest that we no longer buy ANYTHING made by GE!  I know neither I nor anyone in my family will....
Marvelous Mary's Melodic Mutterings .........................
 
I know a great way we can all reduce our carbon footprints: smaller carbon shoes.
 
Adam to Eve: I'll wear the plants in this family!
 
Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
 
The only thing worse than a male chauvinist pig is a woman that won't do as she is told
 
Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and recorded every day like those of a baseball player.

Superficial Sarah's Soporific Sayings ..........................
 
December is... Hi Neighbor Month 
 
This is Recipe Greetings For The Holidays Week
 
Friday was the International Day of the Very Good Looking, Beautiful People Day and I only got a handful of congratulations from you!
 
December 16 is . . . National Chocolate covered Anything Day

December 17 is . . . Underdog Day    [And you know who you are]

December 17 is . . . National Maple Syrup Day  

December 18 is . . . National Roast Suckling Pig Day  

December 19 is . . . One Day    [unlike any other]

December 19 is . . . Underdog Day

December 19 is . . . Oatmeal Muffin Day

December 20 is . . . Games Day

December 20 is . . . Forefathers Day

December 21 is . . . Look At The Bright Side Day
                          &
December 21 is . . . National Flashlight Day    [in case you can't find the former

December 21 is . . . National Fried Shrimp Day

December 21 is . . . Hamburger Day

December 21 is . . . Humbug Day    [so, bah, humbug to you]

December 21 is . . . Phileas Fogg Win A Wager Day

December 22 is . . . National Date-Nut Bread Day
Happy Hilda's Hilarious Headlines ................
 
DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL: "Channel Surfing Leads to Stabbing" -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer headline
 
Life Imitates the Onion: "World's Top Scientists Ponder: What if the Whole Universe Is, Like, One Huge Atom?" ---The Onion  ++   "Surfer Dude Stuns Physicists With Theory of Everything" ---Daily Telegraph (London)
 
Bottom Story of the Day: "Man Clad in Swim Trunks Rides Bike Through Motel" ---WCCO-TV Web site (Minneapolis)
 
And He's Polling Just Behind Edwards in Iowa: "Fidel Castro Fit to Run in 2008, Official Says" ---FoxNews.com
 
News You Can Use: "Money Counts in Access to Health Care" ---HealthDay.com
 
"Irish Organization Names Hillary Clinton 'Person of the Year"' ---Star-Gazette (Elmira, NY)  ++   "Democrats Plan More Money for Organizations"
License Plates seen around the Woodbine Beltway ...........................................
 
ML8ML8 On a white VW rabbit (I'm late I'm late!)
 
UPPA US on a Cadillac in Minnesota.  It's a proctologist's plate.
 
DV8S (deviates), Montgomery County
 
69NE1 On a red sports car in New York.
 
ICNCYDU     I see inside you, a radiologist's plate.
 
CYIMBRK     See Why I'm broke, found on a cherry 95 ford 3/4 ton truck.

You know you are too stressed if ............................
 
Your heart beats in 7/8 time.
 
You and reality file for divorce.
 
You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you've said it before.
 
It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
That's it from your embedded reporter lurking in the outskirts of Absurdia, the principal city of Absurdia in The Peoples Democratic Republic of Absurdistan, just up the road from DC (District of Crazies).....

But, on the other hand .....................
 
May your troubles be less, your blessings more and may nothing but happiness come through your door.
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