January 11, 2008

Pushing back the frontiers of ignorance ....................

 
Speaking of "Global Change" - one of the last big ideas the Liberals had was the changeover to the metric system.  So let me ask you, how is that working out for you?
 
How many congressmen does it take to change a light bulb? 400. That's how many members of Congress recently voted for a bill to force Americans to change the 50-cent incandescent light bulbs they're currently using and replace them with expensive new, $3 "energy-efficient" light bulbs.  The latest example of an increasingly intrusive federal government butting into the day-to-day affairs of the average citizen...

Mercurial Mary's Manic Mutterings ................
 
Many believe that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Yeah, like *that's* true.
 
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
 
Drive carefully: it's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
 
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague
 
What was the best thing before sliced bread? 
Stuttering Sarah's Salacious Sentences ......................
 
January is National Hot Tea Month
 
This is Cuckoo Dancing Week and Someday We'll Laugh About This Week
 
January 13 is...Make Your Dream Come True Day
 
January 13 is...Blame Someone Else Day    [Aha!]
 
January 13 is...Penguin Awareness Day
 
January 14 is...National Dress Up Your Pet Day  
 
January 15 is...Hat Day
 
January 15 is...Just Do It! - Make a Connection Day
 
January 16 is...Hot and Spicy Food International Day    
 
January 16 is...Appreciate a Dragon Day    [And we have needed this day for a long time!]
 
January 16 is...National Nothing Day
 
January 17 is...Judgment Day    [I TOLD YOU THIS DAY WAS COMING!!!]   
 
January 18 is...Creole Heritage Day
 
January 18 is...Winnie the Pooh Day
 
January 18 is...Eagle Days    [For the Philadelphians]
Happy Hilda's Hilarious Headlines .................
 
Noah, call your office: 3 Dead in Ind. Floods, 1 in Ark. Tornado ---Associated Press
 
Breaking News From 1997: "Gates Pushes Idea of Windows Everywhere" ---Associated Press
 
News You Can Use: "Dallas Police, Officials Discourage Random Gunfire" ---Dallas Morning News  ++   "College Drinking Games Lead to Higher Blood Alcohol Levels" ---HealthDay.com
 
DON'T TALK BACK: "Greek Police Threaten 'Illegally Parked' Parrot: Report" -- AFP headline
 
Most People Already Have It: "Scientist Seeks Contempt for Journalists" ---Associated Press
 
What Do You Have to Do to Get Fired From That Job?: "Fired 'Butt-Print Art' Teacher Sues School" ---Associated Press
More of my "Worlds Thinnest Books" List
 
MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE by Osama Bin Laden
 
THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD by Bill Gates
 
THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman

THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE by Al Gore & John Kerry
 
AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

Perilous Pauline's Pert Puns ..........................
 
A man went for breakfast at his regular restaurant and ordered the Eggs Benedict. The order was served on a bright, shiny upside down hubcap.  When he asked about the unusual presentation, the waiter replied, "There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."
 
It's been three days since I ate at the Mexican restaurant, and I sense I'm suffering from Post Fartum Depression.

Well, that's it for this week from your embedded reporter, lurking around the Woodbine Beltway, a stones throw from Absurdia, the principal city of The Peoples Democratic Republic of Absurdistan where it pays big time to donate "under the table" cash to the Democrats to insure a tax free profession.

But, on the other hand ...................
 
You had better live your best and act your best and think your best today: for today is the sure preparation for tomorrow and all the other tomorrows that follow.

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