January 11, 2008
Pushing back the frontiers of
Speaking of "Global Change" - one of the
last big ideas the Liberals had was the changeover to the metric system. So
let me ask you, how is that working out for you?
How many congressmen does it take to
change a light bulb? 400. That's how many members of Congress recently
voted for a bill to force Americans to change the 50-cent incandescent
light bulbs they're currently using and replace them with expensive new,
$3 "energy-efficient" light bulbs. The latest example of an
increasingly intrusive federal government butting into the day-to-day
affairs of the average citizen...
Mercurial Mary's Manic Mutterings ................
Many believe that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Yeah, like *that's*
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
Drive carefully: it's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Stuttering Sarah's Salacious
January is National Hot Tea Month
This is Cuckoo Dancing Week and Someday
We'll Laugh About This Week
January 13 is...Make Your Dream Come
January 13 is...Blame Someone Else
January 13 is...Penguin Awareness Day
January 14 is...National Dress Up Your
January 15 is...Hat Day
January 15 is...Just Do It! - Make a
January 16 is...Hot and Spicy Food
January 16 is...Appreciate a Dragon
Day [And we have needed this day for a long time!]
January 16 is...National Nothing Day
January 17 is...Judgment Day [I TOLD
YOU THIS DAY WAS COMING!!!]
January 18 is...Creole Heritage Day
January 18 is...Winnie the Pooh Day
January 18 is...Eagle Days [For the
Happy Hilda's Hilarious
Noah, call your office: 3 Dead in Ind.
Floods, 1 in Ark. Tornado ---Associated Press
Breaking News From 1997: "Gates Pushes
Idea of Windows Everywhere" ---Associated Press
News You Can Use: "Dallas Police,
Officials Discourage Random Gunfire" ---Dallas Morning News ++ "College
Drinking Games Lead to Higher Blood Alcohol Levels" ---HealthDay.com
DON'T TALK BACK: "Greek Police Threaten 'Illegally Parked' Parrot: Report"
-- AFP headline
Most People Already Have It: "Scientist Seeks Contempt for Journalists"
What Do You Have to Do to Get Fired From That Job?: "Fired 'Butt-Print Art'
Teacher Sues School" ---Associated Press
More of my "Worlds Thinnest
MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE by Osama Bin Laden
THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD by Bill Gates
THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman
THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE by Al Gore & John Kerry
AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
Perilous Pauline's Pert Puns ..........................
A man went for breakfast at his regular restaurant and ordered the Eggs
Benedict. The order was served on a bright, shiny upside down hubcap. When
he asked about the unusual presentation, the waiter replied, "There's no
plate like chrome for the hollandaise."
It's been three days since I ate at the Mexican restaurant, and I sense I'm
suffering from Post Fartum Depression.
Well, that's it for this week from your embedded reporter, lurking
around the Woodbine Beltway, a stones throw from Absurdia, the principal
city of The Peoples Democratic Republic of Absurdistan where it pays big
time to donate "under the table" cash to the Democrats to insure a tax free
But, on the other hand ...................
You had better live your best and act your
best and think your best today: for today is the sure preparation for
tomorrow and all the other tomorrows that follow.
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