February 15, 2008
Pushing back the frontiers of
This is a bleak time for the Republican
Party. You know you have trouble when the least embarrassing guy in
your group is Arnold Schwarzenegger
We now have a pro-American President of
France. And, in spite of what some liberals say, I think we should have a
pro-American President of the United States.
No matter who wins the election, the
Congress ALWAYS gets it always gets it's cut!
How do you feel about the party that
claims to be democratic having SUPER DELEGATES that can over-ride the votes
of its voters. It gets more like the Politburo every year!
Middling Mary's Mediocre
I read a new book recently entitled
"What Twenty Million American Women Want" just to see if they spelt my name
Visit Baltimore, the city of "make
To get something done, a committee
should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent.
Note to employees: The statement "Think
outside the box" does *not* constitute permission to leave it.
Serious Sarah's Sayings
February is North Carolina Sweet Potato
This is Nostalgia Week
February 17 is. . . Champion Crab Races
February 17 is. . . My Way Day
February 18 is. . . National Virginia
Ham Day [just for Debbie]
February 19 is. . . National Chocolate
February 21 is. . . Card Reading Day
February 20 is. . . Hoodie Hoo Day
February 22 is. . . Be Humble Day
February 23 is. . . International Dog
Biscuit Appreciation Day
February 23 is. . . Curling is Cool Day
Happy Hilda's Hilarious
THE OTHER RED MEAT: "Horse for Dinner?
Nay" -- Saginaw (Mich.) News headline
If Even He Can't Decide, She's in
Trouble: "Clinton Calls Choice Between Wife, Black Candidate 'Dilemma"'
Doesn't He Already Have One?: "Bill
Clinton Campaigns for Wife in Louisiana" ---Associated Press
Good News for Local Prostitutes:
"Olympics Safe From Foreign Prostitutes, Day Says" ---Canadian Press
Help Wanted: "Cross-Dressing Traffic
Hazard Sought" ---Portland (ME) Press Herald
News You Can Use: "The Peculiar Pain of
Paper Cuts: Experts Offer Theories on How Such Little Cuts Can Hurt So
Much" ---ABCNews.com ++ "Here's a Question Worth Asking Before You Jump
Off That Ledge" ---FoxBusiness.com
They Could Die Even if It Never Does:
"Thousands Could Die if a Giant Tornado Ever Hits Houston" ---Houston
Prideful Paul's Puns ...................
"It's my St. Valentine's Day mascara".
And a bonus .................
The baby pigeon said, "I can't make it; I'll get too tired."
His mother said, "Don't worry; I'll tie a piece of string to one of your
legs and the other end to mine."
The baby started to cry.
"What's wrong?" said the mother.
"I don't want to be pigeon towed!"
Things I don't understand .........................
Cats (One of Natures practical jokes.)
Children With Their Own Cell Phone (Clueless Parents)
Donald Trump's "Hair" (Defies rhyme or reason)
Baby Talk (To keep children illiterate)
When Someone Asks You If They Can Ask You A Question (Desire to annoy.)
That's it this week from just outside the Woodbine Beltway, just a stone's
throw from Absurdia, the principle city of The Peoples Democratic Republic
of Absurdistan where taxes and crime get higher and education goes lower.
But, on the other hand .....................