February 15, 2008

Pushing back the frontiers of ignorance  ........................
 
This is a bleak time for the Republican Party. You know  you have trouble when the least embarrassing guy in your  group is Arnold Schwarzenegger
 
We now have a pro-American President of France. And, in spite of what some liberals say, I think we should have a pro-American President of the United States.
 
No matter who wins the election, the Congress ALWAYS gets it always gets it's cut!
 
How do you feel about the party that claims to be democratic having SUPER DELEGATES that can over-ride the votes of its voters.   It gets more like the Politburo every year!

Middling Mary's Mediocre Mutterings .............................
 
I read a new book recently entitled "What Twenty Million American Women Want" just to see if they spelt my name correctly.
 
Visit Baltimore, the city of "make believe"
 
To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent.
 
Note to employees: The statement "Think outside the box" does *not* constitute permission to leave it.

Serious Sarah's Sayings .....................
 
February is North Carolina Sweet Potato Month
 
This is Nostalgia Week
 
February 17 is. . . Champion Crab Races Day   

February 17 is. . . My Way Day

February 18 is. . . National Virginia Ham Day   [just for Debbie]

February 19 is. . . National Chocolate Mint Day

February 21 is. . . Card Reading Day

February 20 is. . . Hoodie Hoo Day    

February 22 is. . . Be Humble Day    

February 23 is. . . International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day

February 23 is. . . Curling is Cool Day
Happy Hilda's Hilarious Headlines ............................
 
THE OTHER RED MEAT: "Horse for Dinner? Nay" -- Saginaw (Mich.) News headline
 
If Even He Can't Decide, She's in Trouble: "Clinton Calls Choice Between Wife, Black Candidate 'Dilemma"' --Associated Press
 
Doesn't He Already Have One?: "Bill Clinton Campaigns for Wife in Louisiana" ---Associated Press
 
Good News for Local Prostitutes: "Olympics Safe From Foreign Prostitutes, Day Says" ---Canadian Press
 
Help Wanted: "Cross-Dressing Traffic Hazard Sought" ---Portland (ME) Press Herald
 
News You Can Use: "The Peculiar Pain of Paper Cuts:  Experts Offer Theories on How Such Little Cuts Can Hurt So Much" ---ABCNews.com  ++   "Here's a Question Worth Asking Before You Jump Off That Ledge" ---FoxBusiness.com
 
They Could Die Even if It Never Does: "Thousands Could Die if a Giant Tornado Ever Hits Houston" ---Houston Chronicle

Prideful Paul's Puns ...................
 
"It's my St. Valentine's Day mascara".  
And a bonus .................

The baby pigeon said, "I can't make it; I'll get too tired."  
 
His mother said, "Don't worry; I'll tie a piece of string to one of your legs and the other end to mine."  
The baby started to cry.  
 
"What's wrong?" said the mother.  
 
"I don't want to be pigeon towed!"  
Things I don't understand .........................
 
Cats (One of Natures practical jokes.)  
 
Children With Their Own Cell Phone (Clueless Parents)  
 
Donald Trump's "Hair" (Defies rhyme or reason)  
 
Baby Talk (To keep children illiterate)  
 
When Someone Asks You If They Can Ask You A Question (Desire to annoy.)  
That's it this week from just outside the Woodbine Beltway, just a stone's throw from Absurdia, the principle city of The Peoples Democratic Republic of Absurdistan where taxes and crime get higher and education goes lower.
But, on the other hand .....................
 
The shortest distance between a problem and a solution is the distance between your knees and the floor.

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