February 29, 2008
the frontiers of ignorance...............
While our two major political parties either pay no attention to illegal
immigration or actually encourage it our news organizations ignored a
truly traitorous act done by the City Council of Berkeley (CA) and
encouraged by "Code Pink." They have thrown out the recruiting office
of our U. S. Marines! Members of Code Pink make all of those nuts in
Move-On.Org look like actual citizens.
Yep! Our volunteers in the U.S.M.C. have been thrown out of the city of
If that doesn't cause you to go "ugh," how about this?
The Republicans wanted to allow you to take a small percentage of your
Social Security (your money) and allow you to invest it in securities.
Democrats said "No Way!" Now, federal government
employees who opted out of Social Security and have their money invested
in the Thrift Savings Plan [TSP], which allows money to be invested in
the stock market, under TSP, federal employees receive
$4,500 per month, compared to
$1,300 per month for Social Security.”
Meticulous Mary's Marvelous Mutterings ................
The Spice Girls say they want to play for Nelson Mandela's 90 birthday
party. When he heard this he said, 'No thanks, I'd rather go back to
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than to improving
their minds? Because most men are stupid, but very few are blind.
Progress might have been all right once,
but it has gone on too long.
Serendipitous Sarah's Stupendous Sayings
March is Keep Your Shoelaces Tied Month
This is Celebrate Your Name Week
This is also National Procrastination Week but more about that, later
March 1 is . . Peanut Butter Lovers Day
March 1 is . . National Pig Day
March 2 is . . Namesake Day
March 2 is . . Old Stuff Day
March 3 is . . I Want You To Be Happy Day
March 3 is . . What If Cats and Dogs Had Opposable Thumbs Day
March 3 is . . Peach Blossom Day
March 4 is . . Hug a GI Day
March 4 is . . International Pancake Day
March 5 is . . Learn What Your Name Means Day
March 5 is . . Multiple Personalities Day [and we are all going to
March 6 is . . National Frozen Food Day
March 7 is . . National Crown Roast Of Pork Day
March 8 is . . Be Nasty Day
March 8 is . . Uppity Women's Day [Yes, I'll pay for this one!]
Happy Hilda's Hilarious Actual Headlines .................
THERE HE GOES, DRINKING ALL THE PROFITS AGAIN: "Gas-Pumping Robot: What
Could Go Wrong?" -- Reuters headline
We Blame George W. Bush: "Hope Dims That Earth Will Survive Sun's Death"
We Blame Global Warming: "Unique Solar Probe Freezing to Death"
In Peace!: "Castro 'Relishes Chance to Rest"' ---BBC Web site
Holidays in Hell: "Fidel Castro: I'm Ready for a Vacation" ---Associated
How Many Voters Will Fit on a Swing?: "Bill Clinton Courts Texas Voters in
Galveston Swing" ---Houston Chronicle
News You Can Use: "Minister to Married Couples: Sex Every Day!" ---CNN.com
Popular Pauline's Ponderous Puns .....................
The new Miss Czech Republic could be stripped of her title because she was
filmed having sex with her boyfriend two years ago.
Competition rules forbid all Miss Czech Republic candidates from having
participated in erotic modeling...
In other words, no Czech-mating..
And a bonus round (just to upset you)
A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name
missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the
local civic official who apologized profusely saying, "I must have taken
Leif off my census."
Things I don't understand ....................
I had amnesia once -- or twice.
I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?
Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
They told me I was gullible, and I believed them.
That's it for this week from your embedded reporter, just outside of
the famous Woodbine Beltway, a stones throw from the City of Absurdia, the
principle murder capital of the Peoples Democratic Republic of Absurdistan
where the boy governor promised to roll back the increases in energy costs.
How is that working out for you?
But, on the other hand ..............