Liberals love to talk about this or
that human right, such as a right to health care, food or housing.
That's a perverse usage of the term 'right.' A right, such as a right to
free speech, imposes no obligation on another, except that of
Marvelous Mary's Merry Mutterings ..........................
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
Superficial Sarah's Strident Stutterings ......................
March is International Mirth Month
This is National Toad Hollow Week
March 9 is . . Panic Day [But, DON'T]
March 10 is . . Festival Of Life In The Cracks Day
March 10 is . . Mario Day
March 11 is . . Organize Your Home Office Day [And you know who you
March 11 is . . Johnny Appleseed Day
March 11 is . . Worship of Tools Day [Just for us guys]
March 13 is . . National Open An Umbrella Indoors Day
March 13 is . . Jewel Day [And it is a jewel of a day]
March 14 is . . National Potato Chip Day
March 15 is . . Brutus Day [Et tu?]
March 15 is . . Buzzard's Day
March 15 is . . Everything You Think Is Wrong Day [Only if you have
March 15 is . . Maple Syrup Day
March 15 is . . National Quilting Day
March 15 is . . True Confessions Day
March 15 is . . Buzzard's Day [And, you know who YOU are]
Hilarious Hilda's Happy Headlines ...................
IF YOU'RE SMOKING, WE'LL ASSUME YOU'RE ON FIRE AND TAKE APPROPRIATE
ACTION: "Cancer Stick Clash: Man Puts out Girlfriend's Cigarette with
Fire Extinguisher" -- Der Spiegel (Germany
We Blame Global Warming: "Dead Heats in Ohio and Texas" ---MSNBC.com
UFO Pilots in Training: "9/11 Redux: 'Thousands of Aliens' in U.S.
Flight Schools Illegally" ---ABCNews.com
Breaking News From 1933: "Writers Officially Okay New Deal" ---E! Online
It's Always in the Last Place You Look: "Scientists Find Map in People's
Hair" ---Salt Lake Tribune
The Guys Who Caught It, That's WHO!: "WHO Says Drug-Resistant TB Spreads
Fast" ---Associated Press
Saucy Suzi's Singular Sayings ........................
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened
Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
Perennial Puns ..................................................
During rehearsal, the high school
Music Director was beside himself. The cymbal player in the band was
constantly coming in at the wrong time with his cymbal clash. The young
man maintained that his entry point gave a much better effect and that
he wouldn't play it as written. When the Music Director was asked by the
Principal why he fired the young musician from the band, he replied,
"It was a simple case of cymbal