April 18, 2008
Pushing Back the frontiers of
America elected Jimmy Carter 32 years
ago and is still paying the price. He is a serial tyrant-enabler. (Remember
Jimmy sitting in his ratty sweater, moralizing about the "misery index"
that he caused?)
Liberalism is so impressed with
its own brilliance that results apparently don't matter. Liberals are
always at their best chuckling at the ways of those they regard as hicks.
That's because liberals place far more importance on sophistication than on
character, decency and values and Obama has proved it over and over.
Modern Mary's Meritorious
We have enough youth - How about a
fountain of "smart?'
If all the world is a stage, where is
the audience sitting?
Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled
dogs? And while we are up north ...
According to a new study, polar bears
will probably be extinct by the year 2050. So enjoy eating them while you
Sappy Sarah's Serious
April is National Anxiety Month
[could that be because of the 15th?]
This is National Karaoke Week
April 19 is the anniversary of the day
Pres. Clinton & Janet Reno murdered all of those women & children in Waco
April 20 is Look Alike Day
April 20 is International Earth Day &
Lenin's Birthday [a coincidence? I don't think so]
April 21 is Kindergarten Day
April 22 is National Jelly Bean Day
April 23 is Read Me Day
April 24 is National Pigs In A Blanket
Day [One of MY favorites!]
April 24 is National Hairball Awareness
April 25 is National Idaho Potato Day
[Just for Jill S]
April 26 is Richter Scale Day
April 26 is National Pretzel Day
April 26 is Hug An Australian Day
April 26 is National Sense of Smell Day
Hilarious Hilda's Happy
IT'S OFFICIAL: "Official Statistics Say
Don't Trust Official Statistics" -- Lancashire (England) Evening Post
News You Can Use: "Finally, a Reason to
Start Drinking Alcohol" ---Reuters
This is news? "State Democrats
Determined to Raise Taxes" ---Los Angeles Times
MAGNATE USED TO REMOVE NAIL IN STOMACH
(Los Angeles Times).
PUBLIC HEALTH PROBLEM - Special
Committee To Sit On Bed Bug (Liverpool Echo).
PIPELINE RUPTURED (Ghanaian Times).
Saucy Suzi's Serendipitous
A backward poet writes inverse.
In a democracy it's your vote that
counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in
Perilous Pauline's Puny
A marine biologist developed a race of
genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a
steady diet of seagulls.
One day, his supply of the birds ran
out so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way back, he spied two
lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over
them. Immediately, he was arrested and charged with transporting gulls
across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.
And a bonus round
Back in the 1800s the Tates Watch Company of Massachusetts wanted
to produce other products and, since they already made the cases for
watches, they used them to produce compasses. The new compasses were so
bad that people often ended up in Canada or Mexico rather than California.
This, of course, is the origin of the expression, "He who has a Tates is
Lazy Larry's Leavings
I find that most girls like to marry a
military man: he can cook, sew, make beds, wash and iron clothes and he’s
already used to taking orders.
Too many couples marry for better or for
worse, but not for good.
The average woman would rather have
beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think
That's enough for this week from your
embedded reporter, trying to find cheap gasoline around the Woodbine Beltway
or anywhere else in Absurdistan. A note about living near Absurdia.
Absurdia hit the national news when a female student beat up an Art Teacher
and it turns out this is a rather common occurrence. The last Governor had
a plan to take over the bad schools and make the necessary changes but the
then mayor, Playboy O'Malley's friends in the legislature stopped it so the
schools get worse and worse - the "Party of the People" shows it's real
But, on the other hand ..................
Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for
a time, but it's not going to go away.
A request - had a hard drive crash last week and lost
the last two issues of "Friday's Musings" If you should happen to have a
copy, please send them to me!!!!