April 18, 2008

Pushing Back the frontiers of ignorance.......................

 
America elected Jimmy Carter 32 years ago and is still paying the price. He is a serial tyrant-enabler. (Remember Jimmy sitting in his ratty sweater, moralizing about the "misery index"  that he caused?)
 
Liberalism is so impressed with its own brilliance that results apparently don't matter.   Liberals are always at their best chuckling at the ways of those they regard as hicks. That's because liberals place far more importance on sophistication than on character, decency and values and Obama has proved it over and over.
Modern Mary's Meritorious Mutterings ......................
 
We have enough youth - How about a fountain of "smart?'
 
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
 
Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?   And while we are up north ...
 
According to a new study, polar bears will probably be extinct by the year 2050. So enjoy eating them while you can
Sappy Sarah's Serious Stutterings ....................
 
April is National Anxiety Month     [could that be because of the 15th?]
 
This is National Karaoke Week
 
April 19 is the anniversary of the day Pres. Clinton & Janet Reno murdered all of those women & children in Waco TX.
 
April 20 is Look Alike Day
 
April 20 is International Earth Day & Lenin's Birthday    [a coincidence? I don't think so]
 
April 21 is Kindergarten Day
 
April 22 is National Jelly Bean Day
 
April 23 is Read Me Day
 
April 24 is National Pigs In A Blanket Day    [One of MY favorites!]
 
April 24 is National Hairball Awareness Day
 
April 25 is National Idaho Potato Day [Just for Jill S]
 
April 26 is Richter Scale Day
 
April 26 is National Pretzel Day
 
April 26 is Hug An Australian Day
 
April 26 is National Sense of Smell Day

Hilarious Hilda's Happy Headlines ................
 
IT'S OFFICIAL: "Official Statistics Say Don't Trust Official Statistics" -- Lancashire (England) Evening Post headline

News You Can Use: "Finally, a Reason to Start Drinking Alcohol" ---Reuters
 
This is news?  "State Democrats Determined to Raise Taxes" ---Los Angeles Times
 
MAGNATE USED TO REMOVE NAIL IN STOMACH (Los Angeles Times).  
 
PUBLIC HEALTH PROBLEM - Special Committee To Sit On Bed Bug (Liverpool Echo).  
 
PIPELINE RUPTURED (Ghanaian Times).  

Saucy Suzi's Serendipitous Sayings .....................
 
A backward poet writes inverse.
 
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
 
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

Perilous Pauline's Puny Puns.........................
 
A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls.
 
 One day, his supply of the birds ran out so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them. Immediately,  he was arrested and charged with transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises. 
 
And a bonus round .................
 
Back in the 1800s the Tates Watch Company of  Massachusetts wanted to produce other products and,  since they already made the cases for watches, they  used them to produce compasses. The new compasses  were so bad that people often ended up in Canada or  Mexico rather than California. This, of course, is  the origin of the expression, "He who has a Tates is lost!"
Lazy Larry's Leavings .................
 
I find that most girls like to marry a military man:  he can cook, sew, make beds, wash and iron clothes and hes already used to taking orders.
 
Too many couples marry for better or for worse, but not for good.
 
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think
That's enough for this week from your embedded reporter, trying to find cheap gasoline around the Woodbine Beltway or anywhere else in Absurdistan.   A note about living near Absurdia.  Absurdia hit the national news when a female student beat up an Art Teacher and it turns out this is a rather common occurrence.  The last Governor had a plan to take over the bad schools and make the necessary changes but the then mayor, Playboy O'Malley's friends in the legislature  stopped it so the schools get worse and worse - the "Party of the People" shows it's real intent, again.

But, on the other hand ..................
 
Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it's not going to go away.

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