Pushing back the frontiers of
The ever delightful Nancy Pelosi is now
quoting scripture - from a bible only she has read.
"Why would any Republican want to leave
the party to vote for a Democrat when we have our own Democrat running?"
If you have noticed the major increase
in food prices, the major reason is that the grains are being used to create
ethanol rather than food. (The manufacture of ethanol uses more energy than
the ethanol produces - another "unintended consequence" of the current
Marvelous Mary's Meteoric Mutterings..............
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?
The only advantage to living in the past is that the rents are much cheaper!
"Getting older is when a narrow waist and a broad mind change places!"
Serious Sarah's Stupendous Stutterings................
April is still Fresh Florida Tomatoes Month
This is National Scoop the Poop Week
And also National Dream Hotline [Send me your dreams]
April 27 is . . No Excuse Day
April 27 is . . Tell A Story Day
April 28 is . . Great Poetry Reading Day
April 28 is . . Kiss Your Mate Day
April 29 is . . National Shrimp Scampi Day
April 30 is . . National Honesty Day
May 1 is . . Loyalty Day
May 1 is . . Mother Goose Day
May 1 is . . Save The Rhino Day
May 1 is . . National Bubba Day
May 1 is . . Save the Rhino Day
May 2 is . . Sibling Appreciation Day [Yeah, that's going to happen]
May 3 is . . Lumpy Rug Day
May 3 is . . Do Dah Day
Happy Hilda's Hilarious Headlines......................
IF YOU'RE SMOKING, WE'LL ASSUME YOU'RE ON FIRE AND TAKE APPROPRIATE ACTION:
"Cancer Stick Clash: Man Puts out Girlfriend's Cigarette with Fire
Extinguisher" -- Der Spiegel (Germany
A Clear Difference: "Bush Embraces Pope Benedict XVI" ---ABCNews.com ++
"Carter Embraces Hamas Official" ---Associated Press
News of the Tautological: "Preserve History for the Future" ---Paris (TX)
Stay Away From Urine Shows: "Heart Disease Linked to Bad Diet, Urine Shows"
News You Can Use: "Make That Obama, Not Osama, Please" ---Associated Press
"The Solution to Pollution Is Not Eating Spiders" ---Associated Press
Saucy Suzi's Sayings......................
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
Love May Make the World Go 'Round, But Laughter Keeps Us From Getting
I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who
will leave them alone
It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a
That's it for this week from your embedded reporter, hiding between the
Absurdia Beltway and the Woodbine Beltway, trying to figure out how I can
spend the $170.00 refund that our Boy Governor got for us although it cost
each of us thousands to get it! But then that's life in The People's
Republic of Absurdistan.
But, on the other hand.......................