Hillary's campaign is over $20
million in debt. Ironically, her big issue? 'I can handle the economy'
Federal government employees
who opted out of Social Security and have their money invested in the
Thrift Savings Plan [TSP], which allows money to be invested in the
stock market,” Rice says. “Under TSP, federal employees receive $4,500
per month, compared to $1,300 per month for Social Security
Muddy Mary's Melodious Mutterings..................
When I was a kid, we walked 10 miles to school every day, sometimes in
the rain or snow. Man, did we feel stupid when we found out there was a
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parent's
A young Texan walks into a bar and orders a drink. "Got any ID?" asks
the bartender. The Texan replies, "Bout what?"
Q. Why don't men have mid-life crises? A. They stay stuck in
Sappy Sarah's Salacious Sayings.......................
July is National Ice Cream Month - AGAIN!
Be Nice To New Jersey Week [Their political leaders need it!]
July 6 is . . . . . National Fried Chicken Day
July 6 is . . . . . Donut Day
July 6 is . . . . . Take Your Webmaster to Lunch Day
July 7 is . . . . . Chocolate Day
July 7 is . . . . . National Trails Day
July 7 is . . . . . National Strawberry Sundae Day
July 8 is . . . . . Video Games Day [Don't tell your kids!]
July 8 is . . . . . The day of the Flying Saucer crash in Roswell, New
July 8 is . . . . . Upsy Daisy Day
July 8 is . . . . . is Name Your Poison Day
July 9 is . . . . . National Sugar Cookie Day
July 10 is . . . . .Teddy Bear Picnic Day
July 10 is . . . . .Don't Step On A Bee Day
July 10 is . . . . .National Taco Day
July 11 is . . . . .National Yo-Yo Day
July 11 is . . . . .National Cheer Up The Lonely Day
July 11 is . . . . .Different Colored Eyes Day
July 12 is . . . . .National Pecan Pie Day
Happy Hilda's Hilarious Headlines.....................
POLLY WANTS A TAXI: "Lost Parrot Tells Veterinarian His Address" -- AP
News You Can Use: "Locked Door Thwarts Robber" ---Press-Register
"Not Feeling Well? You May Be Allergic to Your Job" ---Chicago Tribune
"Gore Says Undecided on U.S. Candidate Endorsement" ---Reuters
"Palestinians Express Outrage" ---News24.com
"Man Finds Check From 1971 After Arkansas Tornadoes" ---Associated
"Arabs Not Celebrating Israel's 60th Birthday" ---MSNBC.com
Saucy Suzi's Better Bumper Stickers..............
Bumper Stickers: Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
Never play leap frog with a unicorn.
Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.
I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Lucky Larry's Leavings and Book Titles...............