July 25, 2008

Pushing back the frontiers of ignorance.........

 
Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid now agree that it is OK to drill on millions of acres of land that has no oil under it!
 
This is about your money - Mortgage giants Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae have come under fire for making “inappropriate” contributions to programs headed by the Rev. Jesse Jackson and Schmucky Schumer (D.-NJ) wants $25 billion to rescue the two agencies

Meteoric Mary's Melodic Mutterings.................
 
I don't do drugs 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast.
 
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in
large groups
 
Some people get lost in thought because it is unfamiliar territory.
 
I am reading a very interesting book about anti-gravity.  I just can't put it down.
 
Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic?
Silly Sarah's Sappy Sayings..............................
 
July is National Accordion Awareness Month
 
July is also National "Doghouse Repairs" Month
 
This is National Salad Week
 
July 27 is . . . . .Take Your Houseplant For A Walk Day

July 27 is . . . . .Take Your Pants For A Walk Day

July 28 is . . . . .National Milk Chocolate Day

July 28 is . . . . .National Drive-Thru Day    [If you can afford the gas]

July 28 is . . . . .Log Cabin Day

July 29 is . . . . .The start of the Garlic Festival in Gilroy, California

July 29 is . . . . .National Lasagna Day

July 29 is . . . . .Cheese Sacrifice Purchase Day

July 30 is . . . . .National Cheesecake Day

July 30 is . . . . .Mutt's Day
 
August 1 is...National Raspberry Cream Pie Day  
 
August 1 is...Braham Pie Day
 
August 1 is...Hug A Senior Days
 
August 1 is...Rounds Resounding Day
 
August 1 is...Friendship Day
 
August 2 is...National Ice Cream Sandwich Day
 
August 2 is...National Mustard Day

Happy Hilda's Hilarious Headlines..........................
 
HOPING TO FIND BEST BREED TO INTIMIDATE LARGE, UPPITY SUSPECTS: "City Police Looking for Small, Uppity Dog" -- Poughkeepsie (N.Y.) Journal headline
 
This Is Sparta!: "A Cast of 300 Advises Obama on Foreign Policy" ---The New York Times
 
Where's Jesse Jackson When You Need Him?: "Asthma Risk From Too Many Nuts During Pregnancy" --- MSNBC.com
 
'...Then Again, Maybe I'm the Crazy One': "Normal Man Wakes Up to Find Two Masked Men With Handguns in Bedroom" ---Pantagraph (Bloomington, IL)
 
Everything Seemingly Is Spinning Out of Control:
"Second Troy Cat Death Raises Alarm" -Times Union (Albany, NY) 
"Art Auctions on Cruise Ships Lead to Anger, Accusations and Lawsuits" -The New York Times
"Robots Take Over University" - WEAU-TV Web site (Eau Claire, WI)
 
News You Can Use: "How to Survive in a Nuclear-Armed World" - Paris (Texas) News
Puny Paul's Perfidious Puns......................
 
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach. The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster go get them an ice cream cone.
 
Having purchased two cones, Mr Lobster made his way back to the beach, deciding on the way to eat his ice cream. By the time he had finished the ice cream, he realized that his girlfriend's had started to melt all down his claw, so he licked it up and ended up eating it too.
 
When he arrived back at the beach Ms Lobster exclaimed, "Where's my ice cream cone?
 
"Well", he said. "I decided to eat mine, then yours melted so I ate that too."
 
She was incensed and cried "You shellfish schmuck!!"
 
And an additional thought........................
 
He knows not the value of flowers who never botany
Larry's Leavings......................................
 
When you're in love, you're at the mercy of a stranger.
 
Just when you think you've won the rat race along come faster rats.
 
The worst day fishing is better than the best day working.
 
An Irishman is not drunk so long as he can hold on to one blade of grass and not fall off the earth.

That's entirely enough for this week from your embedded reporter perched temporarily just outside the Lisbon Beltway and within the grip of the rulers of The Peoples Democratic Republic of Absurdistan

But, on the other hand...................
 
Some people practice what they preach... others just practice preaching.

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