July 25, 2008
Pushing back the frontiers of
Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid now agree
that it is OK to drill on millions of acres of land that has no oil under
This is about your money - Mortgage
giants Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae have come under fire for making
“inappropriate” contributions to programs headed by the Rev. Jesse Jackson
and Schmucky Schumer (D.-NJ) wants $25
billion to rescue the two agencies
Meteoric Mary's Melodic
I don't do drugs 'cause I find I get the
same effect just by standing up really fast.
Never underestimate the power of very
stupid people in
Some people get lost in thought because
it is unfamiliar territory.
I am reading a very interesting book
about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
Why do you need an appointment to see a
Silly Sarah's Sappy
July is National Accordion Awareness
July is also National "Doghouse Repairs"
This is National Salad Week
July 27 is . . . . .Take Your Houseplant
For A Walk Day
July 27 is . . . . .Take Your Pants For A Walk Day
July 28 is . . . . .National Milk Chocolate Day
July 28 is . . . . .National Drive-Thru Day [If you can afford the gas]
July 28 is . . . . .Log Cabin Day
July 29 is . . . . .The start of the Garlic Festival in Gilroy, California
July 29 is . . . . .National Lasagna Day
July 29 is . . . . .Cheese Sacrifice Purchase Day
July 30 is . . . . .National Cheesecake Day
July 30 is . . . . .Mutt's Day
August 1 is...National Raspberry Cream
August 1 is...Braham Pie Day
August 1 is...Hug A Senior Days
August 1 is...Rounds Resounding Day
August 1 is...Friendship Day
August 2 is...National Ice Cream
August 2 is...National Mustard Day
Happy Hilda's Hilarious Headlines..........................
HOPING TO FIND BEST BREED TO INTIMIDATE LARGE, UPPITY SUSPECTS: "City Police
Looking for Small, Uppity Dog" -- Poughkeepsie (N.Y.) Journal headline
This Is Sparta!: "A Cast of 300 Advises Obama on Foreign Policy" ---The New
Where's Jesse Jackson When You Need Him?: "Asthma Risk From Too Many Nuts
During Pregnancy" --- MSNBC.com
'...Then Again, Maybe I'm the Crazy One': "Normal Man Wakes Up to Find Two
Masked Men With Handguns in Bedroom" ---Pantagraph (Bloomington, IL)
Everything Seemingly Is Spinning Out of Control:
"Second Troy Cat Death Raises Alarm" -Times Union (Albany, NY)
"Art Auctions on Cruise Ships Lead to Anger, Accusations and Lawsuits" -The
New York Times
"Robots Take Over University" - WEAU-TV Web site (Eau Claire, WI)
News You Can Use: "How to Survive in a Nuclear-Armed World" - Paris (Texas)
Puny Paul's Perfidious Puns......................
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach. The girl lobster suggested that
the boy lobster go get them an ice cream cone.
Having purchased two cones, Mr Lobster made his way back to the beach,
deciding on the way to eat his ice cream. By the time he had finished the
ice cream, he realized that his girlfriend's had started to melt all down
his claw, so he licked it up and ended up eating it too.
When he arrived back at the beach Ms Lobster exclaimed, "Where's my ice
"Well", he said. "I decided to eat mine, then yours melted so I ate that
She was incensed and cried "You shellfish schmuck!!"
And an additional
He knows not the value of flowers who
When you're in love, you're at the mercy
of a stranger.
Just when you think you've won the rat
race along come faster rats.
The worst day fishing is better than the
best day working.
An Irishman is not drunk so long as he
can hold on to one blade of grass and not fall off the earth.
That's entirely enough for this week from your embedded reporter
perched temporarily just outside the Lisbon Beltway and within the grip of
the rulers of The Peoples Democratic Republic of Absurdistan
But, on the other hand...................