You know the way a bailout works?
Here's the way a bailout works. A failed president and a failed Congress
invest $700 billion of your money in failed businesses. Believe me, this
My friends, we live in the
greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join
with me as we try to change it. -- Barack Obama
"Slow Joe" Biden said,
"Look, all you have to do is go down Union Street with me in
Wilmington or go to Katie's restaurant" That would be tough.
Katie's restaurant has been closed for over ten (10) years! Now
you know why his fellow Senator's call him "Slow Joe" Biden
Merry Miss Mary's Melodious
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell
God must love stupid people; He made so many.
Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of
consecutive days I've stayed alive.
No one ever says, "It's only a game!" when their team
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?
There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they
meet at the bar.
October 12 is . . . . Destiny Day
October 13 is . . . . National Peanut Festival Day
October 14 is . . . . Be Bald and Free Day
October 14 is . . . . National Dessert Day
October 15 is . . . . National Grouch Day [One of my favorites!]
October 16 is . . . . National Boss Day
October 16 is . . . . National Cut Up Your Credit Card Day
October 17 is . . . . Gaudy Day [Do something GAUDY!]
October 18 is . . . . No Beard Day
October 18 is . . . . Sweetest Day
October 18 is . . . . Evaluate Your Life Day [Oh! No!]
Happy Hilda's Hilarious
Cheer Up, Everyone!: "Poll: 60% Say
Depression 'Likely"' -CNNMoney.com
"Issue of Depression Addressed on
Campus" -Spectator (University of Wisconsin, Eau Claire)
"Male Depression: Why It's Undiagnosed
and What It Looks Like" -Beliefnet.com
"Is Depression Robbing Kids' Happiness?"
"Depression: Does It Cause Inflammatory
Bowel Disease (IBD)?" -wddty.com
"Depression Can Be Funny Too"
---Navigator News (Lake Land College, Mattoon, IL)
And He and the French Kicked Hezbollah
Out!: "Scranton Man Treks to Native Lebanon to Reconnect With Family,
Friends" -Times-Tribune (Scranton, PA)
Look Out Below!: "Chinese Lawyers Face
Pressure to Drop Milk Cases" -Associated Press
Everything Seemingly Is Spinning Out of
Control: "Drivers Recently Hit by Their Own Cars" -Florida Weekly (Fort
Myers) "Prophylactics Swiped From Mexico Condom-Mobile" -Associated Press
News You Can Use: "Study: Voting Could
Be Hazardous So Be Careful" -Associated Press
"Dear Parents: Do Not Bring Rabid Bats to School for Show and Tell" ---Pantagraph
No Surprise here! "4 Weathermen
Terrorists Declare Support for Obama" -WorldNetDaily
"Hagel's Wife Endorses Obama" ---Omaha World-Herald
Saucy Suzi's Scrumptious Scatterings....................
Foreploy ( v): Any misrepresentation
about yourself for the purpose of 'bedding' another person.
Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a
house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite
Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted
Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the
author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Inoculatte (v): To take coffee
intravenously when you are running late.
Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.
Bumper Stickers seen around the Woodbine Beltway....
Beer isn't just for breakfast any more.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
I have a problem with drinking... two hands and only one mouth
First Iraq, then France
Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
Rather Neat T-Shirts.....................
"Frankly Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam." (seen on Cape Cod)
"That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" (seen on an 8 year
"Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up"
"Rehab Is for Quitters."
Your "Community Organizer" and embedded reporter is done for the week! Our
boy governor - Martin O'Malley - has announced that they may have to
repossess our state since our rulers have overspent their income. The
People's Democratic Republic of Absurdistan continues to be Absurdistan.
But, on the other hand............