October 31, 2008

Pushing back the frontiers of ignorance...................

You have to pinch yourself---a Marxist radical who all his life has been mentored by, sat at the feet of, worshipped with, befriended, endorsed the philosophy of, funded and been in turn funded, politically promoted and supported by a nexus comprising of black power anti-white racists, Jew-haters, revolutionary Marxists, unrepentant former terrorists and Chicago mobsters, is on the verge of becoming President of the United States
Several weeks ago I told you that Barack Obama's half brother George is currently living in a hut in Kenya. This week, it was discovered that Obama's beloved aunt Zeituni is living in a rundown public housing project in Boston. Obama has not shared his peanut butter sandwich with George or Zeituni yet.
You may find this very hard to believe ..but it's true. Both Senator McCain and Senator Obama have something in common. They have both spent several years of their adult life in the company of enemies of America.   Unfortunately for Senator McCain he spent over 5 1/2 years as a PRISONER OF WAR with the enemy while Senator Obama spent several years at FUND RAISERS and SEND OFF DINNERS (spreading the wealth) with  the enemies and terrorists.  WOW!

Meritorious Mary's Melodic Mutterings.............
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city
Halloween is the time of year when everybody's attention turns to raising the dead, or as they call it in Chicago, getting out the vote
Everybody loved Father FitzMother, the old Irish priest.  When his high voice sang out "Top o' the mornin to ya" it would put a smile on a constipated leprechaun.
Earning money would be a pleasure if it wasn't so taxing.
I was schizophrenic, but we're OK now.

Serious Sarah's Syrupy Sayings......................
November is National Georgia Pecan Month
This is National Headache Week!
November 1 is . . . . . Hominy & grits Day

November 1 is . . . . . Plan Your Epitaph Day    [Here lies Al, the epitaph pal]

November 1 is . . . . . Sadie Hawkins Day

November 2 is . . . . . Monarch Butterfly Day

November 2 is . . . . . National Deviled Egg Day

November 3 is . . . . . Fat Lady Sings Day

November 3 is . . . . . National Sandwich Day

November 3 is . . . . . Cliché Day    [and don't you hate it!]

November 4 is . . . . . She sells seashells Day

November 4 is . . . . . Waiting For The Barbarians Day

November 4 is . . . . . National Chicken Lady Day

November 5 is . . . . . The Truth will out Day

November 5 is . . . . . Gunpowder Day

November 5 is . . . . . Guy Fawkes Day, celebrated in the UK.

November 6 is . . . . . The Lost Chord Day

November 6 is . . . . . Saxophone Day

November 6 is . . . . . Marooned Without A Compass Day

November 6 is . . . . . National Men Make Dinner Day    [Yeah - like that's going to happen!]

November 6 is . . . . . Return Day

November 7 is . . . . . Boy on the Burning Deck Day

November 7 is . . . . . National Bittersweet Chocolate With Almonds Day

November 7 is . . . . . Notary Sojak Day

November 8 is . . . . . If Wishes were Horses Day

November 8 is . . . . . Dunce Day

November 8 is . . . . . Abet and Aid Punsters Day    [Time we got a holiday!]

November 8 is . . . . . Cook Something Bold and Pungent Day
November 8 is . . . . . National Ample Time Day
Happy Hilda's Hilarious Headlines...................
THAT'S SOME BAD COOKING: "Woman Shot in Leg by Her Stove" - Port Angeles (Wash.) Peninsula Daily News headline
If Work Stoppages Are Normal, No Wonder There's a Financial Crisis: "Financial Crisis Leads to Normal Work Stoppage"-Pantagraph (Bloomington, IL)
Good Thing It Wasn't Dangerous: "2 Killed at Ark. School; Officials Say Campus Safe" -Associated Press
That'll Teach Him: "Egyptian Teacher Kills Student for Not Doing Homework" -FoxNews.com
Look Out Below!: "DTE Agrees to Drop Big Bill" -Ann Arbor (MI) News
Now He Uses Paper Plates: "Dalai Lama: I've Given Up on China" -Sydney Morning Herald
Still 15% Too Many: "Only 15% Say Madonna Good Role Model for Women" -Rasmussen Reports
Everything Seemingly Is Spinning Out of Control:
"Transsexual Alien Eels Invade New Jersey" -Zoollogix.com 
"Japan Holds Diaper Fashion Show -for Adults" -Associated Press
"Near-Nude Man Runs Down Street Firing Crackers From Head" -Courier Mail (Brisbane, Australia)
"High-Speed Train Toilet Attempts to Eat Frenchman" -TheRegister.co.uk
"Study: McCain Coverage Mostly Negative" -Politico 
"Just 1 Percent of French Want McCain to Win Vote

Particular Paul's Perilous Puns......................
The big city reporter did not impress the Idaho potato farmer, after all he was just a commentator.
Once upon a time Old King Cole issued an order to his cooks. "From now on," he decreed, "chopped cabbage must be mixed with mayonnaise." To this day his decree is known as Cole's Law.
Two chefs in Boston who were competing for the title of "Finest Fish Fryer." Their talents were about equal, their dishes equally excellent. However, at the last moment one of the chefs glazed his entry and won the title.  "Alas!" lamented the other, "There but for the glaze of cod go I!"
Suzy, the sesquipedalian sez.......................
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
A will is a dead giveaway.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.

Jentleman Jim's Jottings..............
How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way.
How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
They Take The Psycho Path.
How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Heck Out Of It.
What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?

Bumper stickers seen around the Woodbine Beltway......
So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
Illiterate? Write For Help .

That's it this week from your "Community Organizer" and "Embedded Reporter" praying that my fellow citizens are smarter than the drive by media or our country will end up like Chicago - the other Absurdistan!

But, on the other hand..........
It is always easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.

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