October 31, 2008
Pushing back the frontiers of
You have to pinch yourself---a Marxist
radical who all his life has been mentored by, sat at the feet of,
worshipped with, befriended, endorsed the philosophy of, funded and been in
turn funded, politically promoted and supported by a nexus comprising of
black power anti-white racists, Jew-haters, revolutionary Marxists,
unrepentant former terrorists and Chicago mobsters, is on the verge of
becoming President of the United States
Several weeks ago I told you that Barack
Obama's half brother George is currently living in a hut in Kenya. This
week, it was discovered that Obama's beloved aunt Zeituni is living in a
rundown public housing project in Boston. Obama has not shared his peanut
butter sandwich with George or Zeituni yet.
You may find this very hard to believe
..but it's true. Both Senator McCain and Senator Obama have something in
common. They have both spent several years of their adult life in the
company of enemies of America. Unfortunately for Senator McCain he spent
over 5 1/2 years as a PRISONER OF WAR with the enemy while Senator Obama
spent several years at FUND RAISERS and SEND OFF DINNERS (spreading the
wealth) with the enemies and terrorists. WOW!
Meritorious Mary's Melodic
Happiness is having a large, loving,
caring, close-knit family in another city
Halloween is the time of year when
everybody's attention turns to raising the dead, or as they call it in
Chicago, getting out the vote
Everybody loved Father FitzMother, the
old Irish priest. When his high voice sang out "Top o' the mornin to ya" it
would put a smile on a constipated leprechaun.
Earning money would be a pleasure if it
wasn't so taxing.
I was schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
Serious Sarah's Syrupy Sayings......................
November is National Georgia Pecan Month
This is National Headache Week!
November 1 is . . . . . Hominy & grits Day
November 1 is . . . . . Plan Your Epitaph Day [Here lies Al, the epitaph
November 1 is . . . . . Sadie Hawkins Day
November 2 is . . . . . Monarch Butterfly Day
November 2 is . . . . . National Deviled Egg Day
November 3 is . . . . . Fat Lady Sings Day
November 3 is . . . . . National Sandwich Day
November 3 is . . . . . Cliché Day [and don't you hate it!]
November 4 is . . . . . She sells seashells Day
November 4 is . . . . . Waiting For The Barbarians Day
November 4 is . . . . . National Chicken Lady Day
November 5 is . . . . . The Truth will out Day
November 5 is . . . . . Gunpowder Day
November 5 is . . . . . Guy Fawkes Day, celebrated in the UK.
November 6 is . . . . . The Lost Chord Day
November 6 is . . . . . Saxophone Day
November 6 is . . . . . Marooned Without A Compass Day
November 6 is . . . . . National Men Make Dinner Day [Yeah - like that's
going to happen!]
November 6 is . . . . . Return Day
November 7 is . . . . . Boy on the Burning Deck Day
November 7 is . . . . . National Bittersweet Chocolate With Almonds Day
November 7 is . . . . . Notary Sojak Day
November 8 is . . . . . If Wishes were Horses Day
November 8 is . . . . . Dunce Day
November 8 is . . . . . Abet and Aid Punsters Day [Time we got a
November 8 is . . . . . Cook Something Bold and Pungent Day
November 8 is . . . . . National Ample Time Day
Happy Hilda's Hilarious Headlines...................
THAT'S SOME BAD COOKING: "Woman Shot in Leg by Her Stove" - Port Angeles
(Wash.) Peninsula Daily News headline
If Work Stoppages Are Normal, No Wonder There's a Financial Crisis:
"Financial Crisis Leads to Normal Work Stoppage"-Pantagraph (Bloomington,
Good Thing It Wasn't Dangerous: "2 Killed at Ark. School; Officials Say
Campus Safe" -Associated Press
That'll Teach Him: "Egyptian Teacher Kills Student for Not Doing Homework" -FoxNews.com
Look Out Below!: "DTE Agrees to Drop Big Bill" -Ann Arbor (MI) News
Now He Uses Paper Plates: "Dalai Lama: I've Given Up on China" -Sydney
Still 15% Too Many: "Only 15% Say Madonna Good Role Model for Women"
Everything Seemingly Is Spinning Out of Control:
"Transsexual Alien Eels Invade New Jersey" -Zoollogix.com
"Japan Holds Diaper Fashion Show -for Adults" -Associated Press
"Near-Nude Man Runs Down Street Firing Crackers From Head" -Courier Mail
"High-Speed Train Toilet Attempts to Eat Frenchman" -TheRegister.co.uk
"Study: McCain Coverage Mostly Negative" -Politico
"Just 1 Percent of French Want McCain to Win Vote
Particular Paul's Perilous Puns......................
The big city reporter did not impress the Idaho potato farmer, after all he
was just a commentator.
Once upon a time Old King Cole issued an order to his cooks. "From now on,"
he decreed, "chopped cabbage must be mixed with mayonnaise." To this day his
decree is known as Cole's Law.
Two chefs in Boston who were competing for the title of "Finest Fish Fryer."
Their talents were about equal, their dishes equally excellent. However, at
the last moment one of the chefs glazed his entry and won the title.
"Alas!" lamented the other, "There but for the glaze of cod go I!"
Suzy, the sesquipedalian sez.......................
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
A will is a dead giveaway.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count
Jentleman Jim's Jottings..............
How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
They Take The Psycho Path.
How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Heck Out Of It.
What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Bumper stickers seen around the Woodbine Beltway......
So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
Illiterate? Write For Help .
That's it this week from your "Community Organizer" and "Embedded
Reporter" praying that my fellow citizens are smarter than the drive by
media or our country will end up like Chicago - the other Absurdistan!
But, on the other hand..........