November 7, 2008
Pushing back the frontiers of
There is no joy in Muddville tonight!
Franklin Roosevelt began inserting socialism into the "Great American
Experiment" in the late 1930's and we now have a President and a Congress
that are almost completely Socialist.
Our country can now be as inept and
irrelevant as the major European countries have become.
Marvelous Mary's Meticulous Mutterings.............
I'm not a fatalist. But even if I were, what could I do about it?
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think
something's wrong with me.
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use
Remember the good old days when you could afford everything you owned?
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car
Serendipitous Sarah's Serious Sayings..................
November is National Peanut Butter Lover's Month
This is National Headache Week
November 9 is . . . . . Chaos Never Dies Day
November 10 is . . . . . Forget-Me-Not Day
November 11 is . . . . . Air Day
November 12 is . . . . . National Pizza With The Works Except Anchovies Day
November 13 is . . . . . Guy Faulks Day
November 13 is . . . . . National Indian Pudding Day
November 14 is . . . . . Loosen Up, Lighten Up Day
November 14 is . . . . . American Teddy Bear Day
November 15 is . . . . . National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day
Happy Hilda's Hilarious
WELCOME TO THE STATE HOUSE: "What
Happens after You Flush? Rhode Island Offers New Tour" -- AP headline
His Name Is Obama, You Racist Jerk!:
"Where's Osama This Election?" -San Francisco Chronicle Web site
Where's Joe the Plumber When You Need
Him?: "Obama Addresses Overflow Crowds" -U.S. News & World Report Web site
What Would We Do Without Attorneys?:
"Attorney Says Killing, Beheading Not 'Normal'" -Associated Press
We Blame Global Warming: "Winter Comes
Early for Spring Awakening" -CBC.ca
Everything Seemingly Is Spinning Out of
Control: "Microsoft Says Next Windows Won't Be as Annoying" -Associated
News You Can Use: "Before Killing, Talk
of a Shootout" -New Hampshire Union Leader
Redundancy at Work: "Obama Thanks
'Gracious' Press" -Agence France-Presse
Silly Suzi's Strenuous Servings......................
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
Particular Paul's Pernicious Puns.......................
A Russian and a Czechoslovakian were out hunting one day and were attacked
and eaten by a Ma Ma Bear and a Pa Pa Bear. The two bears were finally
found and shot. They took both bears back for an autopsy. They found the
Czech was in the male.
What do they call cabs lined up at the Dallas airport?
The yellow rows of taxis. (and if you don't understand this - email me)
A bird-hater went to the beach with a pocket full of pebbles to throw at
them. He left no tern unstoned.
Bumper Stickers seen around the Woodbine Beltway....
Honk If Anything Falls Off.
Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost, But is Miles From The Next Exit.
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
In 1920, 57% of Hollywood movies billed the female star above the leading
man. In 1990, only 18% had the leading lady given top billing.
In 1969, Midnight Cowboy became the first and only X-rated production to win
the Academy Award for Best Picture. (Its rating has since been changed to
In Disney's Fantasia, the Sorcerer's name is Yensid, which is Disney spelled
Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, and Jim Morrison were all 27 years old when they
Lucky Larry's Leavings.....................
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until
you hear them speak.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something
right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
That's it for this week from your local "Community
Organizer" and "Embedded Reporter" lurking
in the outskirts of Absurdia, the principle city of
The Peoples Democratic Republic of Absurdistan where our children
can't graduate from high school but can vote..........
But, on the other hand...................