December 15 is . . . Day of the very good looking, beautiful people [At
last, a day just for me!]
December 15 is . . . National Lemon Cupcake Day
December 16 is . . . Stupid Toy Day
December 16 is . . . National Chocolate covered Anything Day
December 17 is . . . Underdog Day
December 17 is . . . National Maple Syrup Day
December 18 is . . . Bake Cookies Day
December 18 is . . . Wear a Plunger On Your Head Day
December 18 is . . . National Roast Suckling Pig Day
December 19 is . . . Underdog Day
December 19 is . . . Oatmeal Muffin Day
December 20 is . . . Mudd Day
December 20 is . . . Games Day
December 20 is . . . Forefathers Day
December 20 is . . . Don't Be A Scrooge Day
Happy Hilda's Hilarious
CATCH IT IF YOU CAN: "Police: Molotov Cocktail Tossed Back,
Forth" - Northwest Florida Daily News headline
Let's Hope It Defies the Warning: "Obama Warns Economy to
Worsen Before It Improves" -Associated Press
Things Aren't Working Out on Earth: "GM Will 'Explore
Alternatives' for Saturn" -Wichita (Kansas) Business Journal
We Hope It's Not Our House: "Major Reorganization at Random
House" -New York Times Web site
Help Wanted: "Police Seek Roadside Rock-Throwers" -Grand
Everything Seemingly Is Spinning Out of Control: "Santa and
Three Elves Attacked at Fake Lapland" -Daily Telegraph (London)
News You Can Use: "New U-M Web Site Compiles Information We
All Can Use" -Ann Arbor (Michigan) News
Bottom Story of the Day: "John Kerry Cranky Over Barack
Obama's Hillary Clinton Pick" -Boston Herald
Gentleman Jim's Generous Gems.........................
COMMITTEE - A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST - Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST - Someone who is me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF - Cold storage.
INFLATION - Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
Bumper Stickers seen around the Woodbine Beltway....
Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel
Boldly going nowhere
Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway
Heart Attacks...God's Revenge For Eating His Animal
Lucky Larry's Leavings............................
"My Dog Can Lick Anyone."
"I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With That?"
"Party - My Crib - Two A.M." (on a baby-size shirt)
"Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since 15."
"ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING."
That's it from your "neighborhood organizer" for this week, still
hiding out near Absurdia, the principle city of The People's Democratic
Republic of Absurdistan where the Mayor and the City Council all got raises
while their employees are being laid off and justified it by saying "It's
But, on the other hand................
The trouble with opportunity is that it's
always more recognizable going than coming.
And Don't miss this one!!!!!!