December 12, 2008

Pushing back the frontiers of ignorance..................

 
It looks as if the automakers are not going to get their bailout money.  Congress said yesterday they were concerned about giving the Big Three automakers money to just keep making the same stupid mistakes.  And when it comes to making the same stupid mistakes, Congress knows what itís talking about.
 
So we would have people who put us a trillion dollars in debt, overseeing people who are a billion dollars in debt.
Merry Miss Mary's Melodious Murmurings..........
 
Light travels faster than sound - this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
 
Pagan girls make the best wives because they worship the ground you walk on
 
The things that come to those that wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.
 
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
 
There is no problem so big or complicated that it can't be run away from.

Serious Sarah's Serenic Sayings..........................
 
December is... Bingo's Birthday Month  
 
This is Operation Santa Paws Week
 
December 14 is . . . National Bouillabaisse Day  

December 15 is . . . Day of the very good looking, beautiful people    [At last, a day just for me!]

December 15 is . . . National Lemon Cupcake Day

December 16 is . . . Stupid Toy Day

December 16 is . . . National Chocolate covered Anything Day

December 17 is . . . Underdog Day

December 17 is . . . National Maple Syrup Day  

December 18 is . . . Bake Cookies Day

December 18 is . . . Wear a Plunger On Your Head Day

December 18 is . . . National Roast Suckling Pig Day  

December 19 is . . . Underdog Day

December 19 is . . . Oatmeal Muffin Day

December 20 is . . . Mudd Day

December 20 is . . . Games Day

December 20 is . . . Forefathers Day

December 20 is . . . Don't Be A Scrooge Day
Happy Hilda's Hilarious Headlines........................
 
CATCH IT IF YOU CAN: "Police: Molotov Cocktail Tossed Back, Forth" - Northwest Florida Daily News headline
 
Let's Hope It Defies the Warning: "Obama Warns Economy to Worsen Before It Improves" -Associated Press
 
Things Aren't Working Out on Earth: "GM Will 'Explore Alternatives' for Saturn" -Wichita (Kansas) Business Journal
 
We Hope It's Not Our House: "Major Reorganization at Random House" -New York Times Web site
 
Help Wanted: "Police Seek Roadside Rock-Throwers" -Grand Rapids Press
 
Everything Seemingly Is Spinning Out of Control: "Santa and Three Elves Attacked at Fake Lapland" -Daily Telegraph (London)
 
News You Can Use: "New U-M Web Site Compiles Information We All Can Use" -Ann Arbor (Michigan) News
 
Bottom Story of the Day: "John Kerry Cranky Over Barack Obama's Hillary Clinton Pick" -Boston Herald

Gentleman Jim's Generous Gems.........................
 
COMMITTEE - A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
 
DUST - Mud with the juice squeezed out.
 
EGOTIST - Someone who is me-deep in conversation.
 
HANDKERCHIEF - Cold storage.
 
INFLATION - Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

Bumper Stickers seen around the Woodbine Beltway....
 
Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel
 
Boldly going nowhere
 
Dain bramaged
 
Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway
 
Heart Attacks...God's Revenge For Eating His Animal
Friends

Lucky Larry's Leavings............................
 
"My Dog Can Lick Anyone."  
 
"I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With That?"  
 
"Party - My Crib - Two A.M." (on a baby-size shirt)  
 
"Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've  Been Doing Since 15."  
 
"ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING."  

That's it from your "neighborhood organizer" for this week, still hiding out near Absurdia, the principle city of The People's Democratic Republic of Absurdistan where the Mayor and the City Council all got raises while their employees are being laid off and justified it by saying "It's the law!"
But, on the other hand................
 
The trouble with opportunity is that it's always more recognizable going than coming.

And Don't miss this one!!!!!!
 
If you go to this web site, www.LetsSayThanks.com you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq

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