January 9, 2009

Pushing back the frontiers of ignorance................

 
Sad commentary: "Quietly, as the United States presidential election and its aftermath have dominated the news, America's three broadcast network news divisions have stopped sending full-time correspondents to Iraq." --The New York Times
 
The deficit doctors have their scalpels out all right, but they're not poised over the budget. That's as fat as ever and getting fatter. What they're ready to operate on is your wallet.......
 
And the stupid party (Republicans) did nothing to stem Socialism, again.

Marvelous Mary's Meticulous Murmurings.................

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

After all is said and done, more is said than done.

Duct  tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a  dark side, and it holds the universe  together. 

Gravity is a myth; Earth sucks.

I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.


 

Super Sarah's Serious Selections.................

This is Coffee Gourmet International Month

This is Someday We'll Laugh About This Week

January 11 is...National Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friend Day  

January 12 is...Feast of Fabulous Wild Men Day   [Remember my name!]

January 13 is...National Clean Off Your Desk Day    [Yeah, that could happen]

January 13 is...Make Your Dream Come True Day

January 13 is...Blame Someone Else Day

January 13 is...Penguin Awareness Day

January 14 is...National Dress Up Your Pet Day  

January 15 is...Champion of the Month Day

January 15 is...Hat Day

January 15 is...Humanitarian Day

January 15 is...Just Do It! - Make a Connection Day

January 16 is...Hot and Spicy Food International Day

January 16 is...Appreciate a Dragon Day

January 16 is...National Nothing Day

January 17 is...Judgment Day    [This is fair warning!]


 

Happy Hilda's Hilarious Headlines............
 
Our New Year's Resolution: Watch More Television: "Reading Raises Property Taxes 5 Percent" -Reading (PA) Eagle
 
We Blame Global Warming: "Twin Cities Streets an Icy Mess; Who's to Blame?" -Star Tribune (Minneapolis)
 
Not to Mention Guns and Religion: "In Tough Times, Americans Cling to Christmas Trees"-Reuters
 
Wow, That Is Turbulent!: "Oil Rises on Quiet Trading to Cap Turbulent Year" -Associated Press, Dec. 31 ++ "Oil Falls on Quiet Trading to Cap Turbulent Year" -Associated Press, Dec. 31
 
News You Can Use: "Forget the Economy: Killer Asteroids Could Pose Real Danger" --McClatchy Newspapers
 
Redundancy at Work: "Obama-Inspired Hope Goes Only So Far in Kenya" --Los Angeles Times

Particular Paul's Perilous Puns...........
 
A day without wordplay is a day without punshine
 
It's hard to believe that Lucy and I are actually getting married, considering the fact that her multi-millionaire father owns the local NFL franchise, and I'm just a lowly, underpaid member of the grounds  crew, relegated to painting the team logo on the field, which is actually a fairly difficult job, what with all the little flairs, curlicues and swooshes I have to deal with, not to mention the texture of the turf itself, relative humidity and all the foot traffic that it gets. But I dye grass.
 
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a
fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once
again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

Gentleman Gym's Generous Gems...................
 
Ambivalence...Could be yes ... or it could be no.
 
Amnesia ... I forget.
 
Amorous ... I love the way you ask that question.
 
Apathetic ... Who cares?
 
Apologetic ... Sorry you have to ask me that.

Litigious Larry's T-Shirt Sightings................
 
All stressed out and no one to choke.
 
I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
 
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
 
Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
 
I am out of estrogen, and I have a gun.

That's it for this week from your "Community Organizer" located strategically away from Absurdia, the principle city of The People's Democratic Republic of Absurdistan where the Governor continues to lay off people and buy trees..............

But, on the other hand................
 
Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things

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