Pushing back the frontiers of ignorance...............
Corruption is as corruption does: "If I'm corrupt, it's because I take care of my district." --Rep. John Murtha (D-PA)
A socialist is somebody who doesn't have anything, and is ready to divide it up equally among everybody
According to the government, Rick Wagoner was forced to resign because of poor performance. That's embarrassing -- run an organization that loses billions of dollars and then get fired by a guy who heads up an organization that loses trillions of dollars.
Meticulous Mary's Melodic Murmurings................
What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
The last thing I want to do is insult you. But it IS on the list
The noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it
Soapy Sarah's Serene Sayings..............
April is International Twit Award Month
This is Hate Week [I hate to remind you of this]
April 5 is Go For Broke Day
April 6 is Sorry Charlie Day
April 6 is Check Your Batteries Day
April 6 is National Repot Your Plant Day
April 6 is National Tomato Day
April 6 is Tartan Day [for us Scots!]
April 7 is National Workplace Napping Day
April 7 is No Housework Day
April 8 is All Is Ours Day
April 8 is International Feng Shui Awareness Day [watch out for that shui!]
April 9 is Stories Day
April 9 is Yourself Day
April 10 is National Sibling Day
April 10 is Golfers Day
April 10 is Vote Lawyers Out of Office Day
April 11 is Eight-Track Tape Day
On the rocks: "Alcoholic Hand Gels Removed from Hospitals after Patients Use Them to Get Drunk" - London Telegraph headline
What Would Obama Do Without Experts?: "Experts: Obama Needs to Watch the Gaffes" -The Hill
This Is Why We Need Scissors-Defense: "North Korea May Also Launch Mid-Range Missile-Paper" -Reuters
Is There Anything They Won't Blame
Him For?: "Bush Fire Threatens Icy Northern Wonder" ---CBC.ca
Everything Is Spinning Out of Control: "Earth Hour Candle Sets Mississauga Townhouse Ablaze" -National Post (Canada)
Redundant Stories of the Day: "Canada Objects to France's Claim on Coastal Waters" --Canwest News Service
Saucy Suzi's Syrupy Sayings..................
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
Gentleman Jim's Juicy Gems.......................
(And bumper stickers)
Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
Boldly Going Nowhere.
Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
Heart Attacks: God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
Lucky Larry's Litigious Leavings................
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is already not enough?
Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
That's it for this week from the famous Lisbon Beltway (picture to come soon) where we celebrate the illegal acts of Mayor Sheila Dixon and Governor Martin O'Malley, both with constant police protection but do not want their voters to protect themselves.
BUT, on the other hand..............
Anger is a wind which blows out the lamp of the mind.