Pushing back the frontiers of
Why are we calling those "community
organizers" off the coast of Somalia "pirates?" We don't call Acorn
"pirates" and they have done far more harm to our country.
Secretary of Homeland Security, Janet
Napolitano, said that the country should be afraid of our returning
servicemen and women, anyone against abortion (You rotten Pro-Lifers you!)
or for the Second Amendment, or oppose an ever increasing federal
government, and are in favor of American sovereignty. She called YOU
Georgetown University says it covered
over the monogram "IHS" symbolizing the name of Jesus Christ because it was
inscribed on a pediment on the stage where President Obama spoke at the
university on Tuesday and the White House had asked Georgetown to cover up
all signs and symbols there.
- be very, very afraid!
Marvelous Mary's Meticulous
If we are what we eat, then I'm easy,
fast and cheap.
This week was tax day. President Obama
said he wants to simplify the tax code. He said he wants to make it so
simple, Joe Biden could understand it.
So Obama is back from his European trip.
I feel bad for him. He has gone from Baden-Baden to Biden-Biden
I want to remind any potential Obama
cabinet members April 15th has come and gone to not pay your taxes.
I was going to start an Apathy Anonymous
group, but why bother.
Serious Sarah's Salacious Sayings.................
April is International Twit Award Month
This is Egg Salad Week
April 19 is the anniversary of the date Bill Clinton & Janet Reno killed all
those women & children in Waco TX and then had the site bulldozed to cover
up the evidence
April 19 is Garlic Day
April 19 is Beyond Rejection Slip Day
April 19 is Husband Appreciation Day
April 20 is Look Alike Day
April 21 is Kindergarten Day
April 22 is National Jelly Bean Day
April 22 is Earth Day and Lenin's Birthday [Coincidence - I think not!]
April 23 is Read To Me Day
April 24 is National Pigs In A Blanket Day [One of my favorites!]
April 24 is National Hairball Awareness Day
April 25 is National Idaho Potato Day [Just for Jill S.]
April 25 is National Zucchini Bread Day
Happy Hilda's Hilarious Headlines......................
IT WAS EITHER THAT OR THE GUN SHOP NEXT DOOR: "Man Unwisely Tries to Rob Tae
Kwon Do Studio" -- AP headline
We Blame Global Warming: "Thaw Seems Near for U.S., Cuba" -St. Louis
Everything Is Spinning Out of Control: "Cows With Gas: India's Global
Warming Problem" -Time.com
News You Can Use: "Obama Not the New Messiah: Archbishop" -ABC News Web site
Worst Stories of the Day: "Fewer Disney Employees Whistle While They Work"
Most Accurate Story of the Day "Democrats in Debate Urge Taxes on Everyone"
- Associated Press
Particular Paul's Puns.........................
Medical research has now confirmed that marijuana use has definite medicinal
properties for treatment of glaucoma, pain relief and some illnesses. The
IRS has now ruled that expenses of medicinal marijuana can be deducted as a
medical expense, but only if you file a joint return.
A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took
the husband aside, and said, "I don't like the looks of your wife at all."
"Me neither doc," said the husband. "But she's a great cook and really good
with the kids."
Some people are wise, and some, otherwise.
There was a naughty kid who was called the "German Sausage" because he was
the wurst braut anybody ever saw
We have period furniture! You know the kind you have for a period of time
and then they take it back?
Simply Suzi's Stereotypic Sayings...................
Tomorrow: One of the greatest labor saving devices of
Yawn: An honest opinion openly expressed.
Caterpallor: The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit
Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an jerk.
Wrinkles: Something other people have, similar to my character lines
Larry's Late Leavings.....................
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
to look at things on the ground?
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Gentleman Jim's Generic Jottings....................
(and favorite actual books!
Face It: Mental Health Isn't for Everyone
Using Self-Doubt to Overcome Good Health
Boogers for Fun *and* Profit!
Perspire Away Pounds by Sweating the Small Stuff
Bitch-Slap Yourself Skinny!
That's it from your "community organizer" here in the belly of the beast -
Absurdia, the principle city of The Peoples Democratic Republic Of
Absurdistan. The spending bills approved for fiscal 2009 by the
Democrat-led Congress include 10,160 earmarks that will cost taxpayers $19.6
billion and I have a video of Nancy Pelosi (an Absurdia borne native)
swearing on CNN that no earmarks will be allowed on 1/11/09 - you can find
it on U-Tube
But, on the other hand.......................
It is hard to save face if you lose your head.