4/17/09

Pushing back the frontiers of Liberal Fascism...........

 
Why are we calling those "community organizers" off the coast of Somalia "pirates?"  We don't call Acorn "pirates" and they have done far more harm to our country.
 
Secretary of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, said that the country should be afraid of our returning servicemen and women, anyone against abortion (You rotten Pro-Lifers you!) or for the Second Amendment, or oppose an ever increasing federal government, and are in favor of American sovereignty.  She called YOU potential terrorists!
 
Georgetown University says it covered over the monogram "IHS" symbolizing the name of Jesus Christ because it was inscribed on a pediment on the stage where President Obama spoke at the university on Tuesday and the White House had asked Georgetown to cover up all signs and symbols there.
 
Be afraid - be very, very afraid!

Marvelous Mary's Meticulous Mutterings..........
 
If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast and cheap.
 
This week was tax day. President Obama said he wants to simplify the tax code. He said he wants to make it so simple, Joe Biden could understand it.
 
So Obama is back from his European trip. I feel bad for him. He has gone from Baden-Baden to Biden-Biden
 
I want to remind any potential Obama cabinet members  April 15th has come and gone to not pay your taxes.
 
I was going to start an Apathy Anonymous group, but why bother.

Serious Sarah's Salacious Sayings.................
 
April is International Twit Award Month
 
This is Egg Salad Week
 
April 19 is the anniversary of the date Bill Clinton & Janet Reno killed all those women & children in Waco TX and then had the site bulldozed to cover up the evidence
 
April 19 is Garlic Day  
 
April 19 is Beyond Rejection Slip Day
 
April 19 is Husband Appreciation Day
 
April 20 is Look Alike Day
 
April 21 is Kindergarten Day
 
April 22 is National Jelly Bean Day
 
April 22 is Earth Day and Lenin's Birthday    [Coincidence - I think not!]
 
April 23 is Read To Me Day
 
April 24 is National Pigs In A Blanket Day    [One of my favorites!]
 
April 24 is National Hairball Awareness Day
 
April 25 is National Idaho Potato Day [Just for Jill S.]
 
April 25 is National Zucchini Bread Day
Happy Hilda's Hilarious Headlines......................
 
IT WAS EITHER THAT OR THE GUN SHOP NEXT DOOR: "Man Unwisely Tries to Rob Tae Kwon Do Studio" -- AP headline
 
We Blame Global Warming: "Thaw Seems Near for U.S., Cuba" -St. Louis Post-Dispatch
 
Everything Is Spinning Out of Control: "Cows With Gas: India's Global Warming Problem" -Time.com
 
News You Can Use: "Obama Not the New Messiah: Archbishop" -ABC News Web site (Australia)
 
Worst Stories of the Day: "Fewer Disney Employees Whistle While They Work" -CNN.com
 
Most Accurate Story of the Day  "Democrats in Debate Urge Taxes on Everyone" - Associated Press
Particular Paul's Puns.........................
 
Medical research has now confirmed that marijuana use has definite medicinal properties for treatment of glaucoma, pain relief and some illnesses. The IRS has now ruled that expenses of medicinal marijuana can be deducted as a medical expense, but only if you file a joint return.
 
A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, "I don't like the looks of your wife at all." "Me neither doc," said the husband. "But she's a great cook and really good with the kids."
 
Some people are wise, and some, otherwise.
 
There was a naughty kid who was called the "German Sausage" because he was the wurst braut anybody ever saw
 
We have period furniture!  You know the kind you have for a period of time and then they take it back?

Simply Suzi's Stereotypic Sayings...................
 
 Tomorrow: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
 
 Yawn: An honest opinion openly expressed.
 
Caterpallor: The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
 
Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an jerk.
 
Wrinkles: Something other people have, similar to my character lines

Larry's Late Leavings.....................
 
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
 
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
 
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
 
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
 
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Gentleman Jim's Generic Jottings....................
(and favorite actual books!
 
Face It: Mental Health Isn't for Everyone
 
Using Self-Doubt to Overcome Good Health
 
Boogers for Fun *and* Profit!
 
Perspire Away Pounds by Sweating the Small Stuff
 
Bitch-Slap Yourself Skinny!

That's it from your "community organizer" here in the belly of the beast - Absurdia, the principle city of The Peoples Democratic Republic Of Absurdistan.  The spending bills approved for fiscal 2009 by the Democrat-led Congress include 10,160 earmarks that will cost taxpayers $19.6 billion and I have a video of Nancy Pelosi (an Absurdia borne native) swearing on CNN that no earmarks will be allowed on 1/11/09 - you can find it on U-Tube
But, on the other hand.......................
 
It is hard to save face if you lose your head.
 
Tough times never last, but tough people do.

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