July 10, 2009
Today's Newsletter is being produced by
Bee Meedy and Frank Oaker. (This is a Meady/Oaker production.)
Pushing back the frontiers of
the National Socialist Party..............
The "Stupid Party" has lost it's first
real conservative since President Reagan when Palin stepped down. 1854
-2009. Rest in Peace.
The "Obama Apology Machine" continues
it's march through Europe apologizing for our amazing leadership in WW1, WW2
Viet Nam, Iraq, Afghanistan and the demise of the "Evil Empire". We are so
It's been 8 months already! How
hard could it be to forge a Hawaiian birth certificate? Obama has spent
millions of dollars in courts avoiding this issue...................
The great thing about the July 4th
weekend was that nothing bad can happen -- Congress is on vacation
Merry Mary's Meticulous
No matter how much you push the
envelope, itīll still be stationery.
I never repeat gossip -- so please
listen carefully the first time.
Gossips have a keen sense of rumor.
I was reading in the paper today about
this dwarf that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?
The reason men lie is because
women ask so many questions.
Serious Sarah's Serendipitous
July is National Baked Bean Month and also
July is National Bison Month
This is National Hermit
July 12 is . . . . .Regrets Use of
"Forever" Stamps on Wedding Initiations
July 13 is . . . . .Blame Someone Else
July 13 is . . . . .Embrace Your Geekness Day
July 13 is . . . . .National Juggling Day
July 13 is . . . . .Kitchen Klutzes Of America Day
July 13 is . . . . .Gruntled Workers Day
July 13 is . . . . .Sux2BeU2day
July 13 is . . . . .International Skeptics Day
July 13 is . . . . .Fool's Paradise Day
July 14 is . . . . .National Nude Day
July 14 is . . . . .International Town Criers Day [don't
cry if you don't see any of the above]
July 15 is . . . . .National Tapioca Pudding Day
July 15 is . . . . .St Swithin's Day
July 15 is . . . . .Respect Canada Day [Nick - Why?]
July 16 is . . . . .International Juggling Day
July 16 is . . . . .National Ice Cream Day [I can get
behind this one!]
July 17 is . . . . .Stewarts Root Beer Day
July 17 is . . . . .National Peach Ice Cream Day
July 17 is . . . . .Yellow Pig Day
July 18 is . . . . .National Caviar Day
July 18 is . . . . .National Splurge Day [Make a splash!]
July 18 is . . . . .International Panic Day
Happy Hilda's Hilarious
Tea And Strumpets: "Canterbury is
Sufficiently Gay, Council Inspectors Rule" - London Telegraph headline
To Whom It May Concern: "Obama Tells the
AP He Is Deeply Concerned About Rising Unemployment" -Associated Press
"Former President Clinton Intrigued by
Possibility of Clandestine Affairs With Hot Argentinean Chicks" - National
It Better Not Be a Free One: "Economists
Out to Lunch" -The Washington Post
A Distinction Without a Difference:
"Jackson Service Conflicts With Circus Visit" -The Washington Times
You Call This Fair and Balanced?: "Fox
Snatches Lunch From Boy Before Attacking Woman, 76" -FoxNews.com
Even So, May We Borrow Your Gun?:
"Expert Warns of Danger to Consumer Lending Arms" -Financial Times
Everything Seemingly Is Spinning Out of
Control: "Biden to Take New Role Overseeing Iraq Policy" -Agence France-Presse
News You Can Use: "Beware the Obama
'Evil Eye'" -Drudge Report
Redundant Stories of the Day:
"D.C.'s Marion Barry Arrested Again" --CNN.com
"Swine Flu Hasn't Shown Up at Ky. Summer
Camps" -Lexington Herald-Leader
"Jesse Jackson Seeks More Diversity in
Gentleman Jim's Generic
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
If tin whistles are made out of tin,
what do they make
foghorns out of?
If you shouldn't drink and drive, why do
bars have parking
If you jog backwards, will you gain
How come wrong numbers are never
Simply Suzi's Stentorious Stutterings................
I wouldn't say my brother is stupid, but.......
...He keeps forgetting I'm an only child!
...He's depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
...He puts a bucket under the pipe when there's a gas leak.
...He has an intellect that is rivaled only by egg plants.
Lucky Larry's Liturgical
A lot of church members singing 'Standing on the Promises'
Are just sitting on the premises.
Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
He who angers you, controls you!
If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats!
That's it for this week from your "neighborhood
activist" lurking in the outskirts of Absurdia, the principal city of The
Peoples Republic of Absurdistan where the rich are moving out of state to
avoid the usurious tax rate imposed upon them. Just like what happened to
Absurdia over the last 40 years! The "Evil Party" never learns from it's
But, on the other hand.......................