July 17, 2009
Pushing back the frontiers of
the National Socialist Party......
In God We Trust - In Obama and Congress,
not so much
A Washington state supreme court has
ruled it's illegal for a parent to eavesdrop on their children's phone
conversations without their consent. So the state is telling parents they
can't listen to "their" kids on the phone they pay for. And of course, once
the kid commits a crime, who does the state blame? The parents.
"The status quo simply is not where
America is." --Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid. So, we are where?
White men can't judge!
(According to that ultra wise Latina woman!)
Marvelous Mary's Meticulous Murmurings.......................
To be really fair, when we bought New York from the Dutch, we should have
only had to pay for half of it.
Unsalted saltines, salted butter. Think about that
My desire to be a dermatologist was only skin deep.
Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.
I have a photographic memory - but nothing is developed
Serendipitous Sarah's Serious Sayings..................
This is National July Belongs to Blueberries Month
This is National Hermit Week
July 19 is . . . . . Flitch Day
July 19 is . . . . . Teddy Kennedy drowned Mary Jo Kopekne Day
July 19 is
. . . . . World Sauntering Day
July 19 is . . . . . Cow Appreciation Day
July 19 is . . . . . Shark Awareness Day
July 19 is . . . . . National Raspberry Cake Day
July 20 is . . . . . Ugly Truck Contest Day
July 20 is . . . . . National Ice Cream Day
July 20 is . . . . . Take Your Dog To Work Day
July 20 is . . . . . Toad Hollow Day of Thank You
July 21 is . . . . . National Junk Food Day
June 21 is . . . . . Cuckoo Warning Day
July 21 is . . . . . Vegan World Day
July 21 is . . . . . National Tug-Of-War Tournament Day
July 22 is . . . . . Ratcatcher's Day
July 22 is . . . . . Health & Happiness with Hypnosis Day
July 22 is . . . . . Rat-catchers Day
July 23 is . . . . . Hot Enough For Ya Day
July 23 is . . . . . Let It Go Day
July 23 is . . . . . Monica Lewinski's Birthday
July 23 is . . . . . National Vanilla Ice Cream Day
July 24 is . . . . . Amelia Earhart Day
July 24 is . . . . . Creation of the Senses Day
July 24 is . . . . . Virtual Love Day
July 24 is . . . . . National Columnists Day
June 25 is . . . . .Log Cabin Day
June 25 is . . . . .First Bikini shown in Paris show in 1946
July 25 is . . . . .Threading The Needle Day
July 26 is . . . . .All Or Nothing Day
July 26 is . . . . .Black Eyed Peas Day in Athens Texas
Practical Paul's Perilous Puns..................
A South Dakota man was arrested after trying to rob a hotel with a butter
knife. When you are using a weapon like a butter knife to commit a crime,
there is just no margarine for error
The tilde (pronounced till-da) is that "~" thing that is the upper character
on the key to the left of the "1" key on most computer keyboards. Walt
Whitman was one of the most avid advocates of its usage, and until his death
he devoted untold hours making others aware of its potential. So today, as
I use that little button on the upper left of my keyboard, I often feel
like... Walt's in my tilde. (For you Aussies!)
The Church for Atheists failed because there was no prophet in it.
Simply Suzi's Serendipitous Signs....................
On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
On a Church's Bill board: "7 days without God makes one weak."
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."
At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
Lucky Larry's Liturgical Leavings..................
The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect
We don't change the message, the message changes us.
You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.
Gentleman Jim's Generic Jems...........................
(and the world's shortest books)
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan. Illustrated by Michael Moore
MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton
Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
That's it for this week from your embedded "neighborhood coordinator" in
hiding, near the principle city of Absurdia in The Peoples Republic of
Absurdistan where teenage repeat offenders are on the street
shooting five year olds and nobody cares.
But, on the other hand...............