July 17, 2009

Pushing back the frontiers of the National Socialist Party......

 
In God We Trust - In Obama and Congress, not so much
 
A Washington state supreme court has ruled it's illegal for a parent to eavesdrop on their children's phone conversations without their consent. So the state is telling parents they can't listen to "their" kids on the phone they pay for. And of course, once the kid commits a crime, who does the state blame? The parents.
 
"The status quo simply is not where America is." --Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid.  So, we are where?
 
White men can't judge!  (According to that ultra wise Latina woman!)

Marvelous Mary's Meticulous Murmurings.......................
 
To be really fair, when we bought New York from the Dutch, we should have only had to pay for half of it.
 
Unsalted saltines, salted butter. Think about that
 
My desire to be a dermatologist was only skin deep.

Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.
 
I have a photographic memory - but nothing is developed

Serendipitous Sarah's Serious Sayings..................
 
This is National July Belongs to Blueberries Month
 
This is National Hermit Week
 
July 19 is . . . . . Flitch Day

July 19 is . . . . . Teddy Kennedy drowned Mary Jo Kopekne Day

July 19 is . . . . . World Sauntering Day


July 19 is . . . . . Cow Appreciation Day

July 19 is . . . . . Shark Awareness Day

July 19 is . . . . . National Raspberry Cake Day

July 20 is . . . . . Ugly Truck Contest Day

July 20 is . . . . . National Ice Cream Day

July 20 is . . . . . Take Your Dog To Work Day

July 20 is . . . . . Toad Hollow Day of Thank You

July 21 is . . . . . National Junk Food Day

June 21 is . . . . . Cuckoo Warning Day  

July 21 is . . . . . Vegan World Day

July 21 is . . . . . National Tug-Of-War Tournament Day

July 22 is . . . . . Ratcatcher's Day

July 22 is . . . . . Health & Happiness with Hypnosis Day

July 22 is . . . . . Rat-catchers Day

July 23 is . . . . . Hot Enough For Ya Day

July 23 is . . . . . Let It Go Day

July 23 is . . . . . Monica Lewinski's Birthday

July 23 is . . . . . National Vanilla Ice Cream Day

July 24 is . . . . . Amelia Earhart Day

July 24 is . . . . . Creation of the Senses Day

July 24 is . . . . . Virtual Love Day

July 24 is . . . . . National Columnists Day

June 25 is . . . . .Log Cabin Day

June 25 is . . . . .First Bikini shown in Paris show in 1946

July 25 is . . . . .Threading The Needle Day

July 26 is . . . . .All Or Nothing Day

July 26 is . . . . .Black Eyed Peas Day in Athens Texas

Practical Paul's Perilous Puns..................
 
A South Dakota man was arrested after trying to rob a hotel with a butter knife. When you are using a weapon like a butter knife to commit a crime, there is just no margarine for error
 
The tilde (pronounced till-da) is that "~" thing that is the upper character on the key to the left of the "1" key on most computer keyboards.  Walt Whitman was one of the most avid advocates of its usage, and until his death he devoted untold hours making others aware of its potential.  So today, as I use that little button on the upper left of my keyboard, I often feel like... Walt's in my tilde.  (For you Aussies!)
 
The Church for Atheists failed because there was no prophet in it.

Simply Suzi's Serendipitous Signs....................
 
On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
 
On a Church's Bill board: "7 days without God makes one weak."
 
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."
 
At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
 
On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

Lucky Larry's Liturgical Leavings..................
 
The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.

The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.

We don't change the message, the message changes us.
 
You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.

Gentleman Jim's Generic Jems...........................
    (and the world's shortest books)
 
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.  Illustrated  by Michael Moore
 
MY  CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER  KATRINA
 by  Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
 
THINGS I  LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton
 
Sequel:  THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill  Clinton
That's it for this week from your embedded "neighborhood coordinator" in hiding, near the principle city of Absurdia in The Peoples Republic of Absurdistan where teenage repeat offenders are on the street shooting five year olds and nobody cares.

But, on the other hand...............
 
Thank God for what you have, TRUST GOD for what you need.

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