week's "Friday's Musings" is being produced by Betty Meedy and Frank Oaker.
This is a Meady/Oaker production.
Pushing back the frontiers of
the National Socialist Party......
Obama's new Czar, for "Green Jobs"
Anthony "Van" Jones freely admits he's a proud San Francisco Communist with
an arrest record and serious prison time..............
News from the Ponzi Scheme - more than
$1 million spent by the Social Security Administration for its employees to
attend lavish retreats despite the fact that the program is on the brink of
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA)
recently claimed that she knew nothing of the CIA practice of waterboarding,
only to be exposed as a liar. It has now been proven that she was briefed
The admissions to our U. S. Naval
Academy in Annapolis is now entirely race-based and not achievement based.
Fully 35% of new admissions this year are minorities, with SAT's in the
500's while the whites were in the 600's.
Merry Mary's Meticulous
Wear short sleeves! Support your right
to bare arms!
What is the difference between mass and
weight? Mass is where Catholics go on Sunday and weight is where sundaes go
Just when I learn to take things with a
"grain of salt", the doc puts me on a salt-free diet.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a
Scrappy Sarah's Serious
This is National "Doghouse Repairs"
This is National Salad Week & National
July 26 is . . . . .All Or Nothing Day
July 26 is . . . . .Black Eyed Peas Day
in Athens Texas
July 26 is . . . . .All-American Soap
Box Derby Day
July 27 is . . . . .Parents' Day
July 27 is . . . . .Take Your Houseplant
For A Walk Day
July 27 is . . . . .Take Your Pants For
A Walk Day
July 28 is . . . . .National Milk
July 28 is . . . . ."The Hustle" hits #1
on the hit parade
July 28 is . . . . .National Drive-Thru
July 28 is . . . . .Log Cabin Day
July 28 is . . . . .Louis Lassing
invents the hamburger in CT
July 29 is . . . . .Garlic Festival in
July 29 is . . . . .National Lasagna Day
July 29 is . . . . .Cheese Sacrifice
July 30 is . . . . .National Cheesecake
July 30 is . . . . .Mutt's Day
Happy Hilda's Hilarious
WHO COULD HAVE FORESEEN THAT? "Man
Charged with Twice Failing to Appear in Court Fails to Appear in Court" -
Portsmouth (N.H.) Herald headline
PROFESSIONAL COURTESY: "Critically
Endangered Marsupial Leads Police to Missing Python" - Western Australian
Pyramid Scheme Collapses: "IRS Fails to
Collect $1.2 Billion From Those Owing $1 Million"--Bloomberg
First Same-Sex Marriage, Now This:
"Kelly Hildebrandt to Marry Kelly Hildebrandt" -Houston Chronicle
How Many Arms Does He Have?: "Man's Arm
Severed, 3 Others Critically Injured in Crash Near Midway" -Chicago
News of the Tautological: "Costly Gas
Pushes Up Consumer Prices" -The New York Times
Everything Is Spinning Out of Control:
"Big Blobs of Mystery Goo Floating Off Alaska Coast" -McClatchy Newspapers
News You Can Use: "Durham Mayor
Proclaims Friday a Day of Happiness" -News & Observer (Raleigh, NC)
Redundant Stories of the Day: "Sotomayor,
Franken Both 'Perry Mason' Fans" -Associated Press
What Exactly Was Intended?:
"Obama: Stimulus 'Worked as Intended'" -Politico
"Worst Yet to Come: White House Economic Adviser" -Agence France-Presse
Punctious Paul's Perilous
Did you hear about the guy who was in
love with two women and couldn't decide which of them to marry? He went to a
marriage counselor and the counselor asked him to describe his two loves.
The confused guy said, "One girl is a great poet and the other makes
delicious pancakes." "Oh," said the counselor, "I see what the problem is.
You can't decide whether to marry for batter or verse."
"Milwaukee" Faye, the well-known women's
pool champion, was participating in the annual North Woods Tournament and
was tied for first place with Minnesota Fats. She was just about to shoot
when a mounted bear's head fell from above the fireplace. Faye became
distracted, miscued, and ended up in second place. When the trophy was
remounted above the fireplace, a sign was placed next to it reading: "This
is the bear that made Milwaukee Faye miss."
Once upon a time there was a woman who
decided to open a tea room. She picked an ideal location and pretty soon
business was booming. Then she got greedy and thought she would skimp on the
ingredients and make more profit. She found that she could use her tea bags
over and over and nobody seemed to notice. But soon, her customers got fed
up with weak tea. Her business failed and after a while she was bankrupt.
The Moral Of The Story: Honest tea is the best policy.
Gentleman Jim's Generic
(And Shortest Self
MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE by
Osama Bin Laden
THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD by Bill Gates
THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE by Al Gore &
AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
Lucky Larry's Liturgical
Life isn't about waiting for the storm
to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
Prayer: Don't give God instructions,
just report for duty!
We're called to be witnesses, not
lawyers or Judges.
God Himself doesn't propose to judge a man until he is dead.. So why should
That's about it for this week
from your "embedded community organizer" still reeling from the reported
decrease in high school graduations and increase in serious teen age crime
statistics right here in Absurdia, the principle city of The Peoples
Republic of Absurdistan. Could that be the reason for the continuing flight
of residents to "Anywhere Else?"
But, on the other