July 31, 2009
This week's "Friday's Musings"
is being produced by Betty Meedy and Frank Oaker. This is a Meady/Oaker
Pushing back the frontiers of the National Socialist
"Today, we're spending like we're
Paris Hilton, regulating like we're Ralph Nader, nationalizing like
we're Hugo Chavez, printing money like we're the Weimar Republic and
taxing like we're, well, the Democratic Congress." --former Georgia
Democrat Sen. Zell Miller
Jimmy Carter left the Southern Baptist Church over its refusal to
ordain women and its teaching that women must be subservient to
their husbands. Now he belongs to no church at all. The similarities
between Barack Obama and Jimmy Carter get scarier every day
However, the Stupid Party continues to have reps like Sen.
Lindsey Graham who has changed sides so often that he is wears out his
clothes from the inside!
Marvelous Mary's Merry Murmurings..............
There is only one "I" in "megalomaniac."
I'd probably watch more late-night TV if it were on earlier.
She's happy to make a pair of pants for you, or at least sew
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people
who annoy me
Q: What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A: A feminist who
won't do what she's told.
Serendipitous Sarah's Serenic
August is National Catfish Month
This is Simplify Your Life Week
August 1 is...National Raspberry Cream Pie Day
August 1 is...Braham Pie Day
August 1 is...Hug A Senior Days
August 1 is...Rounds Resounding Day
August 1 is...Friendship Day
August 2 is...National Ice Cream Sandwich Day
August 2 is...National Mustard Day
August 3 is...National Watermelon Day
August 3 is...Friendship Day
August 4 is...Twins Day Festival
August 4 is...Coast Guard Day
August 5 is...National Mustard Day
August 6 is...Wiggle Your Toes Day
August 7 is...Sea Serpent Day
August 8 is...Sneak Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night
August 8 is...Admit You're Happy Day
August 8 is...Kool-Aid Day
August 8 is...Work Like A Dog Day
Happy Hilda's Hilarious (and real) headlines...........
EASY DOES IT: "Jewel Gang Caught after Getaway Driver Refuses to Break Speed
Limit" - London Telegraph headline
No One Said Getting Old Was Easy: "House Dems Clear One Health Obstacle,
Others Loom" -Associated Press
Help Wanted: "Democrats Search for Villains on Health Care" -Politico
Breaking News From 1973, 1978, 1988, 1993, 1994, 1998, 2000, 2003, 2007...:
"US in Diplomatic Push for Mideast Peace" -Agence France-Presse
Breaking News From 2007: "Clinton Hopes for Female President in Her
We Blame Global Warming: "School Officials: Climate Not Right for School
Construction Referenda" -Times (Munster, IN)
How Many More Does He Want?: "Newark Mayor Says 10 Shootings Unacceptable"
Everything Is Spinning Out of Control: "'Imbeciles': Hundreds Evacuated From
Their Homes as Brushfire Caused by French Military Threatens Marseille"
-Daily Mail (London)
Redundant Stories of the Day: "Obama Blames GOP for Stalled Health Bills"
En Garde!: "Senate Calls for Real Fencing, Not 'Virtual'" -El Paso Times
If He Does Say So Himself: "UN Chief Says He's a Man of Results Not
Rhetoric" -Associated Press
The Good News Is, They Finally Have Indoor Plumbing: "National Geographic to
Film Rednecks in Bath" -Peoria (IL) Journal Star
Everything Is Spinning Out of Control: "Gore: U.S. Climate Bill Will Help
Bring About 'Global Governance'" -ClimateDepot.com
Can You Believe the AP? Story of the Day: "Incoming Alaska Governor to Tweet
Less Than Palin" -Associated Press
Perilous Paul's Persnickety Puns..........................
His wife was in labor with their first child. Things were going pretty well
when suddenly, she began to shout, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! CAN'T!"
Panicked, the husband phoned their doctor and told him what was happening.
"Doctor, this is Mr. Smith, and my wife is acting very strangely! She just
started calling out 'Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! CAN'T!', over and over
again, with an occasional Isn't and Won't! thrown in. What's going on!?
Should I be worried? What should I do? Just what is wrong with my wife!" he
cried. "Not to worry." said the doctor. "Get her to the hospital, I'll meet
you here." "But what is it!!?" queried the husband. "Nothing out of the
ordinary," assured the doctor. "It's perfectly and just part of her
pregnancy. She's just having contractions, that's all!"
A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'Taint mine.
A very small female janitor (4'10", 90 pounds) worked at an amusement park
and was told to go out and sweep up the grounds. As she was getting ready to
head out to clean up, her supervisor noticed her putting rocks in her
pockets. When asked what she was doing, she pointed out that it was so
windy out she was afraid of getting knocked over by the wind. 'So,' she
said, 'now I weigh me down to sweep
Simply Suzi's Sweepings.....................
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be
Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Gentleman Jim's Generic Jottings..................
(and the worlds shortest books)
MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O.J. Simpson
HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
by Ted Kennedy
MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton with introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson
Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!
by Nancy Pelosi
Lucky Larry's Liturgical Leavings......................
We're called to be witnesses, not lawyers or Judges.
God Himself doesn't propose to judge a man until he is dead.. So why should
God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to
dance in the rain.
That's it for this week from your embedded "community organizer" lurking on
the outskirts of Absurdia, the principle city of The Peoples Democratic
Republic of Absurdistan where the esteemed Mayor, Sheila Dixon has 7
more indictments lodged against her this week. All you need to know about
this example of the "Culture of Corruption" is that dozens of gift cards,
donated by companies like Best Buy and Old Navy were used by her for herself
and her children thus denying their use "for the children" living in dire
But, on the other hand...................