August 7, 2009
This week's "Friday's Musings" is being produced by Betty Meedy and Frank
Oaker. This is a Meady/Oaker production.
Pushing back the frontiers of
the National Socialist Party......
"The man who reads nothing at all is
better educated than the
man who reads nothing but newspapers." --Thomas Jefferson
The first theme park in America was
the US Congress.
Obama spies asked to
collect emails and information on neighbors. White House asked
supporters to forward "fishy" claims or rumors about the President's
healthcare plan to a White House email address" You can rat out your
neighbor, friend, enemy, mother and/or father by sending the info, real
or not to:
[email protected] Sounds more like
Nazi/Communist statism every day!
Magic Mary's Mercurial
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a
beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be
warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his
If you get sick at the airport it
could be a terminal illness
Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy
green meat is bad for you.
Reality is only an illusion that
occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
August is Admit You're Happy Month!
This is Don't Wait! Celebrate! Week
August 9 is...International
August 9 is...National Garage Sale
August 9 is...National Polka
August 9 is...The Revolving Door Day
August 10 is...Lazy Day
August 10 is...National Underwear
August 10 is...National Duran Duran Appreciation Day
August 10 is...Spoil Your Dog Day
August 11 is...Presidential Joke
Day [And we have one]
August 12 is...Middle Child's Day
August 13 is...Blame Someone Else Day
August 14 is...National Creamlike
August 15 is...National Relaxation Day
August 15 is...National Failures
Happy Hilda's Hilarious
AND THAT, MY DEAR, IS WHY WE MUST HIRE A PROFESSIONAL: "Man Fell into
Lake, Drowned While Doing Yard Work" -- Bloomington (Ill.) Pantagraph
'An Irish Cop, Two Black Guys and Joe Biden Walk Into a Bar....': "Black
Scholar Says He's Able to Joke About Arrest" -Associated Press
We Blame Global Warming: "Ski Resorts in Summer Are Fun but Not for
Skiing" -Associated Press
Who Would Want More Than 2?: "House OKs More Arms Than Obama Wants"
-Arizona Daily Star (Tucson)
They're Always in the Last Place You Look: "51 Headless Vikings Found in
English Execution Pit" -National Geographic News
Everything Is Spinning Out of Control: "Foreign Workers Market Spinning
Out of Control" -Jerusalem Post
News of the Tautological: "Sheriff's Office Looking for Missing Man"
-Advocate (Baton Rouge, LA)
Redundant Stories of the Day: "Obama Lectures the Country on Race,
Economy" -U.S. News & World Report Web site
Sounds Like Him Needs Grammar Lessons Too: "Blair: ME Needs Viable
Palestinian State" -The Jerusalem Post
HIGH COURT: "Judge Rules Government Supply of Marijuana Is Inadequate" -
San Jose (Calif.) Mercury News headline
Gentleman Jim's Generic Jottings.................
(and published book titles)
"Desert Crossing" by Rhoda Camel
"Fancy Coffins to Make Yourself" by Dale L. Power
"The Flat-Footed Flies of Europe" by Peter J. Chandler
"101 Uses for an Old Farm Tractor" by Michael Dregni
"Across Europe by Kangaroo" by Joseph R. Barry
"101 Super Uses for Tampon Applicators" by Lori Katz and Barbara Meyer
Lucky Larry's Litigious
Themes from movies Unforgiven, A Perfect
World, The Bridges of Madison County, and Absolute Power were all written by
The only guy without a beard in ZZTOP
surname (last name) is Beard.
The Carpenters signature song, We've
Only Just Begun, was originally part of a television commercial for a
Stewardesses' is the longest word typed
with only the left hand.
And 'lollipop' is the longest word typed with your right hand.
Super Suzi's Stentorious
(and real country music
If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd
Blow It All On You
Do You Love As Good As You Look?
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
That's it for this week from your "embedded neighborhood organizer"
or "mob organizer" according to the current administration as both terms
have been used at different times by the same administration. Remember
But, on the other hand.............