August 7, 2009

This week's "Friday's Musings" is being produced by Betty Meedy and Frank Oaker.  This is a Meady/Oaker production.


Pushing back the frontiers of the National Socialist Party......
 
"The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the
man who reads nothing but newspapers." --Thomas Jefferson
 
The first theme park in America was the US Congress.
 
Obama spies asked to collect emails and information on neighbors.  White House asked supporters to forward "fishy" claims or rumors about the President's healthcare plan to a White House email address"  You can rat out your neighbor, friend, enemy, mother and/or father by sending the info, real or not to: [email protected]    Sounds more like Nazi/Communist statism every day!
Magic Mary's Mercurial Murmurings..................
 
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
 
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life
 
If you get sick at the airport it could be a terminal illness
 
Red meat is not bad for you.  Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
 
Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
Serendipitous Sarah's Serious Sayings....................
 
August is Admit You're Happy Month!
 
This is Don't Wait! Celebrate! Week
 
August 9 is...International Single-Out Day
 
August 9 is...National Garage Sale Day
 
August 9 is...National Polka Festival Day
 
August 9 is...The Revolving Door Day
 
August 10 is...Lazy Day 
 
August 10 is...National Underwear Day
 
August 10 is...National Duran Duran Appreciation Day
 
August 10 is...Spoil Your Dog Day
 
August 11 is...Presidential Joke Day    [And we have one]
 
August 12 is...Middle Child's Day
 
August 13 is...Blame Someone Else Day
 
August 14 is...National Creamlike Day
 
August 15 is...National Relaxation Day
 
August 15 is...National Failures Day  
Happy Hilda's Hilarious Headlines......................

AND THAT, MY DEAR, IS WHY WE MUST HIRE A PROFESSIONAL: "Man Fell into Lake, Drowned While Doing Yard Work" -- Bloomington (Ill.) Pantagraph headline
 
'An Irish Cop, Two Black Guys and Joe Biden Walk Into a Bar....': "Black Scholar Says He's Able to Joke About Arrest" -Associated Press
 
We Blame Global Warming: "Ski Resorts in Summer Are Fun but Not for Skiing" -Associated Press
 
Who Would Want More Than 2?: "House OKs More Arms Than Obama Wants" -Arizona Daily Star (Tucson)
 
They're Always in the Last Place You Look: "51 Headless Vikings Found in English Execution Pit" -National Geographic News
 
Everything Is Spinning Out of Control: "Foreign Workers Market Spinning Out of Control" -Jerusalem Post
 
News of the Tautological: "Sheriff's Office Looking for Missing Man" -Advocate (Baton Rouge, LA)
 
Redundant Stories of the Day: "Obama Lectures the Country on Race, Economy" -U.S. News & World Report Web site

Sounds Like Him Needs Grammar Lessons Too: "Blair: ME Needs Viable Palestinian State" -The Jerusalem Post
 
HIGH COURT: "Judge Rules Government Supply of Marijuana Is Inadequate" - San Jose (Calif.) Mercury News headline

Gentleman Jim's Generic Jottings.................
    (and published book titles)
 
"Desert Crossing" by Rhoda Camel
 
"Fancy Coffins to Make Yourself" by Dale L. Power
 
"The Flat-Footed Flies of Europe" by Peter J. Chandler
 
"101 Uses for an Old Farm Tractor" by Michael Dregni
 
"Across Europe by Kangaroo" by Joseph R. Barry
 
"101 Super Uses for Tampon Applicators" by Lori Katz and Barbara Meyer
Lucky Larry's Litigious Leavings......................
 
Themes from movies Unforgiven, A Perfect World, The Bridges of Madison County, and Absolute Power were all written by Clint Eastwood.  
 
The only guy without a beard in ZZTOP surname (last name) is Beard.  
 
The Carpenters signature song, We've Only Just Begun, was originally part of a television commercial for a California bank.  
 
Stewardesses' is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
 
And 'lollipop'    is the longest word typed with your right hand. 
Super Suzi's Stentorious Stutterings....................
    (and real country music titles)
 
If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You

Do You Love As Good As You Look?

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
 
I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.

I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

That's it for this week from your "embedded neighborhood organizer" or "mob organizer" according to the current administration as both terms have been used at different times by the same administration.  Remember "Absurdistan" 
But, on the other hand.............
 
Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

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