November 13, 2009

Pushing back the frontiers of the National Socialist Party......

Our Kenyon born man/child President has shown his true allegiance.  He has granted the man behind 9/11 attack, Khalid Sheik Muhammad, full US citizenship rights by allowing him to be tried in a civilian court in NY.  Just wait until his Saudi financed lawyers start filing motions.  He will become the victim.
This fits in with Obama's refusal to call Nidal Hasan a Jihadist.  Obama is certainly looking more and more like a Muslim sympathizer.  BTW, he still hasn't joined a church in Washington DC.  Anyone supporting him now is either a traitor or terminally stupid. 
Merry Mary's Meticulous Merriment...........
If only I knew what I was so worried about, I wouldn't be so worried
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell
Does a nurse have to be artistic to draw blood?
What's another word for Thesaurus?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Serendipitous Sarah's Strenuous Stretches...............
November is National Vegan Month    [Forget the turkey!]
This is National Far-City Week
November 15 is . . . . . National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day

November 16 is . . . . . Alascattalo Day(About Alaska)

November 16 is . . . . . Eighteenth Century Threshing Day
November 17 is . . . . . John B. Ford Day    [For you FC enthusiasts]
November 17 is . . . . . Take A Hike Day

November 17 is . . . . . Coping With Uncertainty Day

November 17 is . . . . . Homemade Bread Day

November 18 is . . . . . Occult Day

November 18 is . . . . . Married To A Scorpio Support Day

November 19 is . . . . . Have A Bad Day Day

November 20 is . . . . . Absurdity Day

November 20 is . . . . . Name Your PC Day

November 21 is . . . . . False Confessions Day
Happy Hilda's Hilarious Real Headlines.........................
Revenge of the Teddy Bear: "Ice-Skating Bear Kills Circus Head" - London   (England) Times headline
We Blame George W. Bush: "Chinese Syphilis Outbreak Blamed on Economic Boom" - Associated Press
We Blame Global Warming: "Chinese Scientists in Hot Water Over Icy Weather" - Taipei Times
Breaking News From 1992: "Obama's Honeymoon Is Over" - U.S. News & World Report
Everything Is Spinning Out of Control: "Olbermann, Hannity Get Along at World Series" -
News You Can Use: "Expert: Open Window, Not Phone, if Vehicle Is Under Water" - Canadian Press
Redundant Story of the Day: "Leaf Pickup Continues for City Streets" - Worcester (MA) Telegram & Gazette

Headlines I'd Like To See by Al Begonia...................

Gentleman Jim's Generic Gems.......................
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Simply Suzy's Strenuous Stretches....................
Movie related foods (Milk Duds, Buttered Popcorn, Junior Mints, Red Hots, Tootsie Rolls, etc.) do not have additional calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel.
Cookie pieces contain no fat--the process of breaking causes fat leakage.
Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something. Examples are peanut butter on a knife making a sandwich and ice cream on a spoon making a sundae.
Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories.  Examples are: spinach and pistachio ice cream; mushrooms and white chocolate.
Foods that are frozen have no calories because calories are units of heat. Examples are ice cream, frozen pies, and Popsicles.

Lucky Larry's Liturgical Leavings.....................
Don't let your worries get the best of you; Remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.

Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.

It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

That is it for this week from your embedded community organizer lurking around the Woodbine Beltway, a stones throw from Absurdia, the principle city of The Peoples Democratic Republic of Absurdistan where the slutty Mayor, Sheila Dixon finally comes to trial for stealing donated gift cards from the poor children of a city that looks more and more like Beirut every year.  Cards donated by Patrick Turner, Ronald Lipscom (two of our upstanding influence buyers) Baltimore City Housing and Turner Contracting.  But......... The New York Times writer, Ian Urbina, defended her and feared that "a white person or a Republican might be named to replace her.

On the other hand................
When you blame others, you give up your power to change.

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