November 27, 2009

Pushing back the frontiers of ignorance.................

Al Gore's brilliant idea that humans cause climate change, AKA Climaquiddick, is falling apart is further proved by intercepted emails from Britain's Climate Research Unit.  Their smear tactics and data file deletions only prove what I have been telling you for YEARS!
You can real all about it a World Net Daily

Pushing back the frontiers of the National Socialist Party......
Remember the state controlled media named PRAVDA in Soviet Russia?   The Lame Stream Media, AKA ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN and  MSNBC have become OUR PRAVDA and it is time we start calling them as such! 
The dollar continues to fall.  Today God asked for his name to be taken off the dollar.

President Barack Obama stunned the country music world today by picking up its highest honor, Country Music Entertainer of the Year.

Marvelous Mary's Miraculous Murmurings......................

I don't like to name-drop or brag, but I've been told by some of the biggest names in show business that I've been part of a great audience.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, "Well, that's not going to happen."

Why do we say "amen" and not "awomen?" Because we sing "hymns," not "hers."

I am reading a very interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Sappy Sarah's Semi Serious Sayings.......................

This is still International Drum Month

This is Bitter Conversation Week

November 29 is . . . . . Square Dance Day

November 29 is . . . . . Electronic Greetings Day

November 30 is . . . . . Stay At Home Because You're Well Day

December 1 is . . . . . National Pie Day

December 1 is . . . Eat a Red Apple Day

December 2 is . . . National Fritters Day

December 3 is . . . National Roof over Your Head Day

December 4 is . . . Wear Brown Shoes Day

December 4 is . . . Santa's List Day

December 4 is . . . Cookie Day

December 5 is . . . Bathtub Party Day

December 5 is . . . Play Hooky Day

December 5 is . . . National Sacher Torte Day  

Happy Hilda's Hilarious Headlines................

SUSPECTS CONSIDERED OUTRAGEOUSLY DANGEROUS: "Half-Million Worth of Feminine Products Stolen" - Conway (Ark.) Log Cabin-Democrat headline

Summer Is on the Way: "NASA Study: Eastern U.S. to Get Hotter" - Associated Press

Take My Wife. Please!: "Romney: Wife Donated to Pro-Choice Group" -

What Would Palestinians Do Without Norway?: "Norway Warns of Risk of Palestinian Civil War" - Financial Times

To Be on the Safe Side, We Still Won't Eat It: "Low Risk to Humans Seen in Animal Feed" - Associated Press

 "School Lunch Lures Rodents" - Enterprise (Brockton, MA)

The First Step Is Admitting You Have a Problem: "Nagin Demands State Provide Mental Health Services" - Times-Picayune (New Orleans)

Could It Possibly Get Worse?: "Reuters Trustees Say Sale Won't Hurt Journalism" - The New York Times

No, It's a Different Kind of Wind: "Will We Have Gas During Hurricanes?" - WTSP-TV Web site (Tampa, FL)

News You Can Use: "Stressed Out? Blame Your Parents" - U.S. News & World Report

"Nutter Wins in Democratic Primary" - Philadelphia Inquirer

Headlines Duane Pipe would like to see......................

Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years

Cancer Society Honors Marlboro Man

Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out Literacy

Autos Killing 110 a Day - Let's Resolve to Do Better

20-Year Friendship Ends at Altar

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

Pandemic Paul's Particular Puns.................

In Andre Agassi's new autobiography, OPEN, the tennis star confesses that he used crystal meth. He should have titled the book THE AGASSI AND THE ECSTASY.

Every night, the three musicians played string instruments in the symphony orchestra. Unfortunately, the orchestra didn't pay very well so they spent their days trying to make a little money on the side. They used their musical talents, roving city streets and giving impromptu concerts wherever they thought they could make some money from the passersby. They called themselves, "A random act of violins."

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside

Serenic Suzy's Stereotypical Twitters................

Exhausted ....  I'm too tired to answer you right now.

Flatulent ....  That question really stinks!

Greedy .... What's in it for me if I tell you?

Hemorrhoids ....  You know, this is a real pain in the butt!

Hostility .... If you ask me just one more question, I'll kill you!

Gentleman Jim's Generic Gems...................
    (Signs he has seen)

In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."

At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

Lucky Larry's Liturgical Leavings................

Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

Don't put a question mark where God put a period.

Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.

Forbidden fruits create many jams.

God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

That's it for this week as I drive around the Woodbine Beltway looking for "Black Friday Specials!"  The Peoples Democratic Republic of Abusurdistan continues to lose population as wealthy inhabitants move to more tax friendly states.  How is "CHANGE" working out for you?

But, on the other hand............................

Thanksgiving Day comes, by statute, once a year; to the honest man it comes as frequently as the heart of gratitude will allow."

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