December 4, 2009
Pushing back the frontiers of
the National Socialist Party.....
The Democrats truly love poor people, their tax bills are creating so
many of them
The Jamie Gorelick Wall's back! Here's
something to end the week: we're right back to Gorelick-era standards of
inter-agency communication on terrorism! (Gorelick's wall was the reason
pre-911 enemy intelligence could not be shared by government agencies)
"U.S. intelligence agencies were aware
months ago that Army Major Nidal Hasan was attempting to make contact with
people associated with al Qaeda, two American officials briefed on
classified material in the case told ABC News."
Excuse me while I go pound my head into
the wall for a while.
Miss Mary's Meticulous Mirthful Mutterings..........
Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to
carry $10 worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.
If God doesn't destroy Hollywood, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.
Men are like toilets, either vacant, engaged or full of crap
Men are like Computers. Hard to figure out, and never have enough memory.
Men are like..... Used Cars. Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.
Serious Sarah's Stressful Statements.........................
December is... Hi Neighbor Month
This is Recipe Greetings For The Holidays Week
December 6 is . . . National Pawnbrokers Day
December 7 is . . . National Cotton Candy Day
December 8 is . . . Most Boring Celebrities Of The Year Day
December 8 is . . . Brownies With Walnuts Day
December 9 is . . . National Pastry Day
December 10 is . . . Festival For The Souls Of Dead Whales
December 11 is . . . National Noodle Ring Day
December 12 is . . . National Ding-a-Ling Day
December 12 is . . . International Shareware Day
Happy Hilda's Hilarious Headlines.........................
MAN KILLS SELF BEFORE SHOOTING WIFE AND
DAUGHTER (SGV Tribune)
FOR ARREST, OR EMPLOYMENT? "Stroud Area
Regional Police Seeks Clumsy, Rude, Bald Thief" -- Pocono (Penn.) Record
Too Much Information: "Liberals Vow to
'Spank' Obama for Sending More Troops to Afghanistan" - FoxNews.com
We Blame Global Warming: "Hezbollah
Blames U.S. for All Terrorism" - CNN.com
That's Enough for 2.48 Meetings With Al
"Nancy Pelosi Spends $2,993 on Flowers" - Politico
"Meet Al Gore at Copenhagen, for $1,209" - The Washington Times
Breaking News From 1998: "White House
Officials: Clinton Embarrassing Us" - Arutz Sheva (Israel)
Everything Is Spinning Out of Control:
"ABC Announces Oprah-Obama Christmas Special" - THRfeed.com
News You Can Use: "Be Careful While
Leaving Parking Lots" - Free Lance-Star (Fredericksburg, VA)
Redundant Stories of the Day: "Rosie
O'Donnell Does Not Enjoy Being Single" --People.com
Headlines Duane Pipe Would Like
Obama Pardons Thanksgiving Arugula
Salvation Army Reaffirms Don't Ask/Don't
NASA Considers Filming Sequel to Its
1969 Moon Trip Movie
McDonald's Announces McRib Sandwich With
New McCartilage Salad
"I'm Linux" Actor Still Waiting for
Commercial Opportunities (Just for us nerds!)
Gentleman Jim's Generic
A perfect example of minority rule is a
baby in the house.
I lost twenty pounds. Unfortunately, I
was in England at the time.
Success is getting what you like,
happiness is liking what you get.
A husband is living proof that a wife
can take a joke.
The trouble with a three-day weekend is
that it turns Tuesday into Monday.
You think this is a free country until
you move into a subdivision with a homeowners' association.
Serendipitous Susie's Stricter Sayings...................
Hypochondriacal .... The thought of it makes me sick.
Ignorance .... I don't know.
Indifference .... It doesn't matter.
Influenza .... You've got to be sick to ask me that question.
Insecure .... I don't think I want to know the answer to that question.
Liturgical Larry's Lean Leavenings..........................
Prayer: Don't give God instructions, just report for duty!
The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect
We don't change the message, the message changes us.
You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.
That's it for this week from Absurdia, the principle city of the Peoples
Democratic Republic of Absurdistan.
1. The state where only 15% of its high school graduates are ready
for college but we have the strongest teacher's union in the country.
2. The city whose Mayor has been found guilty of STEALING Christmas
Gift Cards from the poor children of the city, by a jury of her peers.
3.The state, Maryland has lost 40% of it's millionaires in just the
last year. But, boy are we a Democratic State!
But, on the Other Hand..................