January 15, 2010
Pushing back the frontiers of
the National Socialist Party.....
It's time to fire "The System Worked"
Janet Incompetano and replace her with another version of Elmer Fudd.
President Obama took his family to see the movie "Avatar" in 3-D on New
Year's Eve. I guess he wanted to see what success with a huge budget looks
For the first time in history, the official White House
Christmas card did not mention Christmas or include an offering from the
New Testament - How is that "hope and change" working out for you?
And the Stupid Party will have a huge success in
Massachusetts this coming week whether they win "Teddy Kennedy's Seat"
or not. Just the closeness in the polls shows how much they are winning
Merry Mary's Melodious
A new device can turn thoughts into
speech. We already have that. It's called alcohol.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag
you down to their level then beat you with experience.
I've just started hitting the weights
again. Gotta look good for when I'm strip-searched on my next flight
In school I was never the class clown,
but more the class trapeze artist, as I was always being suspended.
I'm a man of my convictions and I has
served time for every one of them.
Stupendous Sarah's Serious
This is National Oatmeal Month!
This is National No Name Calling Week
- you @&8($!
January 17 is...Pig Day
January 17 is...Judgment Day
January 18 is...Creole Heritage Day
[Just for you. Katie!]
January 18 is...Winnie the Pooh Day
January 18 is...Eagle Days [Except in
January 19 is...Penguin Awareness Day
January 20 is...Cheese Day
January 20 is...National Buttercrunch
January 20 is...National Hugging Day
January 21 is...Hat Day
January 21 is...Squirrel Appreciation
January 22 is...National Answer Your
Cat's Question Day
January 22 is...National Blonde Brownie
January 22 is...National Compliment Day
January 23 is...Snowplow Mailbox Hockey
January 23 is...National Pie Day
January 23 is...Rid the World of Fad
Diets and Gimmicks Day
January 23 is...Measure Your Feet Day
January 24 is...National Peanut Day
January 24 is...The Most Depressing Day
of the Year
January 24 is... Eskimo Pie Patent Day
[a Pittsburgh product]
January 25 is...Opposite Day
January 25 is...Observe The Weather
Day [look out the window, dummy]
January 25 is...A Room of One's Own Day
January 26 is...Fun at Work Day
January 26 is...National Popcorn Day
January 27 is...National Chocolate Cake
January 27 is...Bubble Wrap Appreciation
Day [pop one for me]
January 27 is...Thomas Crapper Day
January 28 is...National Speak Up and
January 28 is...National Kazoo Day
January 28 is...Clash Day
January 28 is...Rattle Snake Round-Up
Happy Hilda's Hilarious
BUSINESS IDEA MAKES A KILLING: "Murder
Mystery Dinner Train Runs over Man Lying on Tracks" - Fort Myers (Fla.)
'These Aren't the Droids You're Looking
For': "Mind-Reading Systems Could Change Air Security" - Associated Press
We Blame Global Warming:
"Flames Too Hot for Predators" - Canadian Press
"Talks Frozen in Belarus Oil Dispute" - Moscow Times
Climate Scientists Share Data With
Anyone - Now That Would Be News: "C.I.A. Is Sharing Data With Climate
Scientists" -The New York Times
Comet Eats Sun - Now That Would Be News:
"Sun Eats Comet Flying Too Close" - WTVW-TV Web site (Evansville, IN)
Everything Seemingly Is Spinning Out of
Control: "Self Destructing Supernova Explosion May Wipe Out Earth" -
Redundant Stories of the Day: "Comments
by Fox's Brit Hume Upset Some Buddhists" - Associated Press
Headlines Gene Pool would like
Actor Gary Coleman Hospitalized; May
Have Had Diff'rent Stroke
Pants Bomber Edges Out Shoe Bomber for
Clothes Bomber of the Decade
Alabama Takes National Championship
Trophy Back to the Double-Wide
Pretentious Paul's Perilous
She was so happy when she found the
location of the nearest London public lavatory that she danced all along the
way. Yes, she skipped to her Loo
Of all the parts of the English
language, he likes the noun the best so you could say he is pronoun.
Women have finally found acceptance in
virtually every occupation bookkeeping. With all the progress, there's still
no accounting for women.
Whether or not to eat mushrooms is a
Gentleman Jim's Generic
(and still more of World's
Things I Did To Deserve The
NOBEL PEACE Prize by Barack Obama
Other Black People I've Met
While Yauchting by Tiger Woods
Things I L0ve About My Country
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan. Illustrated by Michael Moore
My Christian Accomplishments &
How I Helped After Katrina by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
Lucky Larry's Liturgical
Regular naps prevent old age, especially
if you take them while driving.
If you want a new idea, read an old
Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
If your plan is having no plan, do you
have a plan?
I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
That's it for this week from
Absurdia, the principle city of The Peoples Democratic Republic of
Absurdistan where I have been so busy this
week watching the health care debates on CNN
just like Obama promised SIX times during the election.
Hot item - Word on the street is
that when they started to look into Steala Dixon's finances, they also were
hot on the trail of our Boy Governor - O'Smelly. Apparently Teddy Kennedy
stepped in and stopped the investigation. Now that he is in Hell, who will
But, on the other