Pushing back the frontiers of
the National Socialist Party....
We all have an apology to make so I will
go first - I discovered during Obama's "State of the Nation" speech that we
are at fault. If we had just listened to him, the last year would not have
happened! Now, it's your turn........
Remember the campaign promise to lessen
the power of lobbyists? Obama now has at least 13 former lobbyists in his
immediate policy making area. I can supply the names & details if you
Air America has filed for bankruptcy and
closed down. Turns out even it's supporters got tired of the lies and
Merry Mary's Meticulous Murmurings.....................
Massachusetts elects a Republican who drives a truck with 200,000 miles on
it. It's a Chevy truck. Which is more hard to believe now? Massachusetts
elects a Republican or Chevy builds a truck that lasts 200,000 miles?
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
New Yorkers are always so depressed because the light at the end of the
tunnel is New Jersey.
President Obama has now been in office for a year. He took
something that was in terrible, terrible shape, and he brought it back from
the brink of disaster. The Republican Party
Serendipitous Sarah's Strident Stipulations......
February is... International Twit Award Month
This is International Flirting Week
February 1 is. . . Serpent Day
February 1 is. . . Robinson Crusoe Day
February 2 is. . . Groundhog Shadow Day
February 2 is. . . National Mental Health Day [and you know who needs it
February 3 is. . . Cordova Ice Worm Day
February 4 is. . . Create A Vacuum Day
February 4 is. . . Dump Your Significant Jerk Day
February 5 is. . . Disaster Day
February 6 is. . . Lame Duck Day
February 6 is. . . Pay A Compliment Day [No matter what it costs!]
Happy Hilda's Hilarious Headlines................
YES, WELL, CARRY ON: "Floor Collapses at Weight Watchers Meeting" - London
Life Imitates the Onion:
"Obama's Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner" --Onion News
Network, Nov. 16
"Obama Uses Teleprompters During Speech at Elementary School" -
RealClearPolitics.com, Jan. 24
We Blame Global Warming: "Pelicans Treated for Hypothermia From Calif.
Storm" - Associated Press
Questions Nobody Is Asking:
"Are You Surprised John Edwards Dropped His Denial and Admitted to Fathering
a Child With Rielle Hunter?" - ABCNews.com
"Can John Edwards' Dreadful Image Be Rehabilitated?" - Time.com
Everything Is Spinning Out of Control: "Police Investigating Michael Jackson
Giraffe Deaths" - CNSNews.com
Redundant Stories of the Day: "Liberal Talk-Radio Station Air America Files
for Bankruptcy, Will Go off the Air" - The Washington Post
Headlines I. D. Clare would like to see.................
MANY STUDENTS ARE TURNING TO VEGETABLES
Madonna Proves Over-the-Hill Middle-Aged Women Can Help Haiti Without
Prospect of Future Tonight Show Host Gig Excites Both Jimmy Fallon Show
Supreme Court Split Along Party, Brain Hemisphere, Dementia Level Lines
New Simplified Governmental Nutritional Guidelines: Tastes Good? It's Bad
Participating Paul's Perilous Puns.................
While Nostradamus was alive, he was in great demand by the various churches
and temples in the area. Since this got to be a strain running from place to
place, the religious groups got together and hammered out a schedule where
they would each get Nostradamus' services for one or two days a month on a
rotating basis. It was the world's first prophet-sharing plan.
A lion wouldn't cheat on his wife but a tiger would!
Archaeologists in Britain found part of an ancient door. It had a stone
hinge on it.
Saudi Arabia is free of mental illness because there are nomad people there.
Simply Suzanne's Silly Sayings...............
Narcissism .... Before I answer, tell me, don't I look great?
Nausea .... That question is going to make me vomit.
Nonchalant .... It's not important.
Obstinate .... I'm not going to tell you.
Optimistic: Iíll be able to answer any question you give me.
Gentleman Jim's Generic Gems..................
(and rules for writing!)
Be more or less specific.
Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually)
Also, too, never, ever use repetitive redundancies.
No sentence fragments. No comma splices, run-ons are bad
Contractions aren't helpful and shouldn't be used.
Lucky Larry's Liturgical Leavings.................
You can't make your candle burn brighter by blowing out the other fellow's.
I was stopped once for going 53 in a 35 mile zone, but I told them I was
I figured out a way to slow down inflation. Turn it over to a government
The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody
appreciates how difficult it was.
That's it for this week from your embedded community activist still
circling the Woodbine Beltway, close to Absurdia, the principle city of the
Peoples Democratic Republic of Absurdistan and the home of Michael Steele,
the present undertaker of the Stupid Party.....
But, on the other hand..................